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Geez, leave it to Christine to be the one looking for horse porn…
Wow, I just saw the last line! Man, poor little Christopher… having your girlfriend dis you in an international forum such as this! Ouch…
Christopher the Pyro commented
PJ,
What are you talking about… that is what she is use to from me.. when I’m not around and she needs to get her rocks off.. all that is left is horse porn.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
Uh-huh… then why did she say “The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse“??
Trouble the Pirate chimed in with
PJ, it’s obvious man… I’m pretty sure that it’s because Christine is so used to uttering that phrase when offering up excuses to people for Christopher’s behavior…
Eg. Convo:
Random Barista Chris has just insulted: “OH MY GOD! Ma’am… Your boyfriend is so cruel and insensitive to the inherent complexities and dangers of my job… *sniff”
Christine: “I’M SO Sorry, he’s having a bad day… He really does sympathize with your plight… Normally he doesn’t say things like that… He… Well… You see… The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse.”
[… I owed Chris for making my Pirate flag…] 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Excellent explanation, Trouble!
Now, if I could just get a crystal ball as my icon
Christine the Lioness thought this
A crystal ball would imply you have some sort of insight, PJ…
Being hung like a horse has little to do with how good a guy is in bed btw… I hope we all know that by now…
Trouble the Pirate hunt n' pecked this
I’m trying here Chris… But, now it sounds like she’s saying something else…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
“A crystal ball would imply you have some sort of insight, PJ…”
How DARE you insult the Prophet!!!! In islam that can get you beheaded, you know. Gee, I hadn’t thought of the religious implications of my moniker — (yes, it is just a nom de plume, but don’t tell anyone else!!) Maybe I should follow Mohommed’s lead and insist that everyone use “peace be upon him” or something more appropriate after my name — you know, like “ProphetJoe — most exalted and hung like a horse” — yes, I like it.
FROM NOW ON, EACH OF YOU MERE MORTALS MUST ADDRESS ME AS “PROPHETJOE — MOST EXALTED AND HUNG LIKE A HORSE”
For your convenience, you may abbreviate it as “PJ [me-hlah]”
“Being hung like a horse has little to do with how good a guy is in bed btw… I hope we all know that by now…” Yes, but all else being equal, it is still preferable to most men AND women…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
“I’m trying here Chris… But, now it sounds like she’s saying something else…”
I think he didn’t give it up last night and so now she’s out to malign his reputation!
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
It does sound like she is saying something else doesn’t it.. hrmm… we’ll see how u feel about the size when I hit the backside.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
Hey, Christopher, can you email me offline please? You have my address… I’d like to forward an email to you, so use a disposable email account if you’re worried about the IRS tracking you down 
Christine the Lioness commented
God… a little insecure, aren’t we now? I wasn’t making any reference to Christopher’s very own doo-dad at all. I was speaking in generalities… Considering Christopher LOVES to cuddle after sex, none of this even applies to him.
But then again… what do I know, right? I mean after all… I was a virgin when we met… 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
“we’ll see how u feel about the size when I hit the backside.”
butt tonight it will be 
johny the Virgin spake, and sayeth
wow. I never thought that could actualy happen. well I think that it dosn’t realy mater. just as long as they are hung like one or know how to use it.
johny the Virgin added
Ruth stop using my name. I am going to get you tomarrow.
johny the Virgin penned this
this isnt ruth.
johny the Virgin quibbed this
theb who is this?
johny the Virgin thought this
the who is this?
vann. the Virgin mentioned
vannesa
Christopher the Pyro said this
WTF… bizzare
Christine the Lioness uttered
Sometimes it’s better when people DON’T bookmark us…
michael the Groupie mentioned
whats going on thier with johny. well that is a funny pic.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Aside from the fact that “Johny’s” parents never learned the rule about doubling a consonant before adding a -y, I’m guessing that he accidentally left himself logged on to a computer that “Ruth” and “Vanessa” have access to. LOL.
michael the Groupie penned this
well johny if you are reading this. learn to loge off of your things. and yea. well this is a cool place. how did you come up with it? who gave you the idea to create this web sight?
Christine the Lioness uttered
LOL, Michael.
Yes, we know we’re cool… check out our best of cvc at the top left and you’ll probably figure out real quick what we’re all about.
michael the Groupie penned this
wow that is alot of stuff. well I will get back to you when I am through.
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