Stud

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The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse. ;-)

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26 Responses to Stud

  1. ProphetJoe says:

    Geez, leave it to Christine to be the one looking for horse porn…

    Wow, I just saw the last line! Man, poor little Christopher… having your girlfriend dis you in an international forum such as this! Ouch…

  2. Christopher says:

    PJ,

    What are you talking about… that is what she is use to from me.. when I’m not around and she needs to get her rocks off.. all that is left is horse porn.

  3. ProphetJoe says:

    Uh-huh… then why did she say “The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse“??

    ;)

  4. Trouble says:

    PJ, it’s obvious man… I’m pretty sure that it’s because Christine is so used to uttering that phrase when offering up excuses to people for Christopher’s behavior…

    Eg. Convo:
    Random Barista Chris has just insulted: “OH MY GOD! Ma’am… Your boyfriend is so cruel and insensitive to the inherent complexities and dangers of my job… *sniff”

    Christine: “I’M SO Sorry, he’s having a bad day… He really does sympathize with your plight… Normally he doesn’t say things like that… He… Well… You see… The difference is… well… at least he’s hung like a horse.”

    [... I owed Chris for making my Pirate flag...] 8)

  5. ProphetJoe says:

    Excellent explanation, Trouble!

    Now, if I could just get a crystal ball as my icon ;)

  6. Christine says:

    A crystal ball would imply you have some sort of insight, PJ… ;-)

    Being hung like a horse has little to do with how good a guy is in bed btw… I hope we all know that by now… ;-)

  7. Trouble says:

    I’m trying here Chris… But, now it sounds like she’s saying something else…

  8. ProphetJoe says:

    A crystal ball would imply you have some sort of insight, PJ…

    How DARE you insult the Prophet!!!! In islam that can get you beheaded, you know. Gee, I hadn’t thought of the religious implications of my moniker — (yes, it is just a nom de plume, but don’t tell anyone else!!) Maybe I should follow Mohommed’s lead and insist that everyone use “peace be upon him” or something more appropriate after my name — you know, like “ProphetJoe — most exalted and hung like a horse” — yes, I like it.

    FROM NOW ON, EACH OF YOU MERE MORTALS MUST ADDRESS ME AS “PROPHETJOE — MOST EXALTED AND HUNG LIKE A HORSE”

    For your convenience, you may abbreviate it as “PJ [me-hlah]”

    Being hung like a horse has little to do with how good a guy is in bed btw… I hope we all know that by now…” Yes, but all else being equal, it is still preferable to most men AND women…

  9. ProphetJoe says:

    I’m trying here Chris… But, now it sounds like she’s saying something else…

    I think he didn’t give it up last night and so now she’s out to malign his reputation!

  10. Christopher says:

    It does sound like she is saying something else doesn’t it.. hrmm… we’ll see how u feel about the size when I hit the backside.

  11. ProphetJoe says:

    ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

    Hey, Christopher, can you email me offline please? You have my address… I’d like to forward an email to you, so use a disposable email account if you’re worried about the IRS tracking you down :)

  12. Christine says:

    God… a little insecure, aren’t we now? I wasn’t making any reference to Christopher’s very own doo-dad at all. I was speaking in generalities… Considering Christopher LOVES to cuddle after sex, none of this even applies to him.

    But then again… what do I know, right? I mean after all… I was a virgin when we met… (f)

  13. ProphetJoe says:

    we’ll see how u feel about the size when I hit the backside.

    butt tonight it will be (w)

  14. johny says:

    wow. I never thought that could actualy happen. well I think that it dosn’t realy mater. just as long as they are hung like one or know how to use it.

  15. johny says:

    Ruth stop using my name. I am going to get you tomarrow.

  16. johny says:

    this isnt ruth.

  17. johny says:

    theb who is this?

  18. johny says:

    the who is this?

  19. vann. says:

    vannesa

  20. Christine says:

    Sometimes it’s better when people DON’T bookmark us…

  21. michael says:

    whats going on thier with johny. well that is a funny pic.

  22. Christine says:

    Aside from the fact that “Johny’s” parents never learned the rule about doubling a consonant before adding a -y, I’m guessing that he accidentally left himself logged on to a computer that “Ruth” and “Vanessa” have access to. LOL.

  23. michael says:

    well johny if you are reading this. learn to loge off of your things. and yea. well this is a cool place. how did you come up with it? who gave you the idea to create this web sight?

  24. Christine says:

    LOL, Michael.

    Yes, we know we’re cool… check out our best of cvc at the top left and you’ll probably figure out real quick what we’re all about. ;-)

  25. michael says:

    wow that is alot of stuff. well I will get back to you when I am through.

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