Jennie the Virgin remarked
LOL 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
Christopher said: “go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth ”
Yep — that’s a good description right there, buddy!!
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Poor, sad little thing… only a mother could love it… although I hope I never see the mother. 
Mara the Peacemaker added
For some reason, that grosses me out everytime I look at it…
Mara the Peacemaker asserted
I’m a Zen Master!
Raven the Groupie remarked
that’s…special…and a bit creepy…lol
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
Mara passes AJ and is closing in on Eric!! Meanwhile, back at the Cayman Islands, where the hell did that Pirate go??

Christine the Lioness uttered
I hope Trouble didn’t get eaten by a shark or something… I’ve been looking for him on Shark Week, but… haven’t seen him yet. Trouble, if you’re reading this… we miss you.
Christine the Lioness remarked
By the way… I think this thing is better off not hyphenating his name either… Mole-Rat just sounds… double bad.
Trouble the Pirate chimed in with
Funny how a picture of a naked mole-rat sparks everyone’s memory of me…
Christine, I’m still here darlin’… I just can’t comment, or I won’t be a pirate for much longer… … … D’OH!
Oh, and don’t worry about the sharks, the score is still “Sharks 0, Trouble 3″ and I plan to hold that lead… 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
Christopher, correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Trouble *ALWAYS* going to be a Pirate?? I don’t ever recall having that title when I had a mere 244 comments. 
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Yes, Trouble will stay a pirate until his whims prompt him to suggest he’d like to be something else…
Glad to have you back, Trouble.
And PJ… do I detect a note of jealousy in your voice??? 
Christopher the Pyro remarked
I need to create a plugin that counts the number of times people reference their titles.. 
Ivy the Soldier added
That is the ugliest thing..
Trouble the Pirate got all philosophical
Yo ho, yo ho… and here was I, rationing me comments like the captains good grog… No more shall I be silent… My pirate voice WILL be heard, from the plebeian poop-deck, to the cusp of the crow’s-nest, from furthest forecastle, meandering ‘mid-ships, and abaft to the sternest stern… This here vessel shall be littered with my alliterations and alive with my aposiopesisses… … … Arrrgggghhh!
Christine the Lioness uttered
LOL! Isn’t that “ME pirate’s voice…?”
Trouble the Pirate said this
Arrrrggghh, that be very true me lov’rly… I be soundin’ like the very model of a modern Major General… Must’ve missed that day in piratin’ school… luv…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
“do I detect a note of jealousy in your voice??”
Perhaps…
*sigh*