Calling All Clairvoyants…

So Lily’s recent comment inspired this post. As I was scouring the internet for relevant and life-changing news to blog about, I came across a job ad for psychics. Everything in italics was taken directly from (which apparently is THE place for psychics to go when they’re looking for work… I wonder how many of them apply and then don’t get hired… wouldn’t they know not to waste their time on a job they won’t get? Maybe only the “real” psychics get hired… yeah, that’s probably it…)

Straight from their website:

At California Psychics we’re looking for “The Best” Psychics. Do you have what it takes to be a “California Psychic?” If so, join our popular and well-established service.

(Considering you can work for this company and live anywhere in the world, I’m assuming you don’t have to be a “Californian,” nor do you have to be “The Best.”)

Are you a gifted and accurate psychic who enjoys making a difference in people’s lives? If you enjoy connecting with others and helping them work through and solve issues, (while working from home) this could be the opportunity you’re looking for. We’re looking for credible, reputable psychics, clairvoyants, astrologers and tarot readers who can deliver/provide high-quality readings for our clients.

(Top three considerations for a psychic: 1. You enjoy making a difference in people’s lives; 2. You enjoy connecting with other and helping them work through and solve issues; and 3. most importantly, you like to achieve these lofty goals without having to deal with the hassle of dealing with traffic)

Our psychics work full or part time from home as independent contractors, set their own schedules and get paid weekly. The more you work, the more you earn – you decide! Our psychics are an exclusive and extremely talented group. Our top psychics can make more than $1000 per week.

(Even being the exclusive and talented folk they are, the TOP psychics CAN make more than $1000 per week– if the stars line up right, it’s certainly possible. Yet, anything’s possible, isn’t it?)

Qualified candidates will have some experience in the field, and most importantly, candidates must be capable of delivering accurate and insightful readings to our customers over the phone. If this sounds like you, then please fill out the online application.

About Us

California Psychics has been in the business of providing our customers with quality and accurate psychic readings since 1995. We are a “customer first” organization dedicated to delivering world class psychic and astrology readings.

We hire only those readers who are truly gifted. We expect a high level of professionalism and a serious commitment to working on our network. We conduct extensive evaluations before engaging any reader. Further, all prospective readers must submit to a full background check.

(And they require the full background check to… weed out those who are just pathological liars and con artists from the “REAL” psychics? They wouldn’t want you to divulge all that extremely personal information to someone who isn’t on the “up and up.”)