And I was irritated by what they’re charging for a simple 7th Heaven Platinum G-Spot Vibrator these days… but apparently this is what the wealthy buy when it comes to sex toys…
At just one thousand dollars, you too could own the tantra chair (available at www.tantrachair.com). As you can see from the pic, it’s a curvy, wurvy lounge chair that gives you everything a bed, or a shower, or a hot tub won’t. Although some of the positions don’t look particularly comfortable, I have to say I thought it looked pretty cool.
The best part is you can pick the upholstery fabric and color– I’m assuming the most popular choice is whatever hides cum stains the best– and set it right there in your living room in front of the plasma t.v. When your little nephews and nieces come over, you can watch them fight over who gets to sit in the “fun” chair to watch cartoons.
I’m making light, but in reality, it might just be the Escalade of all sex toys… and quite possibly a terrific gift for Valentine’s Day. 
So kind of them to provide a guide.
Some of those positions look like one wrong move and you might go falling headfirst.
Did you read the testimonials?
Yes, I did read those. Many, many happy couples are apparently experiencing an overwhelming sacredness in their sex that the rest of us are missing out on.
The video was well done though I thought.
1) I wouldn’t pay more than $350 for it — and it damned-well better have upholstery that won’t stain!
2) I haven’t seen the testimonials/video yet — I don’t imagine they are “office friendly”.
3) her tits are fake.
4) Christopher — that last sentence WAS a hint for your benefit, buddy.
Christopher’s a little MIA these days…
And no, they’re not office-friendly, but tasteful nonetheless.
Hmmm, Christopher and Trouble are both missing at the same time…
Hey, Christine… you don’t suppose that they are actually one and the same per…
[oh, never mind]
Btw, Christine, it IS Thursday — we want a Threesome Thursday!!!
…and since Christopher and Trouble are absent, I will volunteer to join you and Mara in making it a threesome (one you’d NEVER forget)!
Absent from commenting …but not absent from reading… My 2 cents is that if you need a specially designed chair… You’re doing something wrong to start with …and with that said, I may owe you change.
I’d imagine you’re too busy with your Genius blog…
Don’t hate the Genius, hate the Wechler test…
If you need a chair, you’re doing something wrong??? Come on… that’s like saying you don’t need a blindfold because you could just close your eyes…
Blindfolds are cheap… I just use 2 of my eye-patches…
lol.
Yes, another Chris.
Here’s a $375 version and more options of what’s described as “bedroom adventure” furniture.
http://www.liberator.com/products_esse.php
Don’t knock it …
I think you get what you pay for. That looks like something out of romper room.
I feel so naive. I had no idea there was a market for sex furniture.
You haven’t registered there yet??
You’re right, PJ… this would make a great wedding gift.