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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine 2 the Mercenary spake, and sayeth
Man, the orange peel thing. We got so into that….over an orange peel! Or, well excuse me, littering the beautiful earth and stealing from innocent SoCal farmers. My bad.
aJ the Zen Master asserted
So to celebrate, we decided to make a little list of our favorite posts
Why does it seem to me that we here stands for Christopher alone? 
Almost all the posts are cetral on you Christopher. None of the ones on Christine.
Haas the Addict thought this
You know what this reminds me off… episodes on tv which are made from earlier episodes (saves the producers a bunch of money )
Still nice collection 
I liked the PMS one and the one with the veggie coming to life
Keith the Director hunt n' pecked this
Actually guys this was one of my suggestions to chris about the site…so new commers could see and possibly chime in on some of the better arguments over the past year. :-\” It was a good thought, and I think he did a good job considering he put it up over night. I’m sure if you guys or anyone for that matter had any suggestions of what they thought were great comments and topics and posted here for him he would include them as well. >- But don’t you feel all nestaligic? 
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Actually, Keith… I had told Christopher I wanted to do this about a month ago, to celebrate our one year anniversary of the site and he told me that no one would read it… then, when you suggested it, he was like “Hey… Keith thinks people would dig that post you wanted to do of our top ten.” *sigh* So… thanks for the push. Too bad he needs someone to second the motion before he agrees that I have an idea that’ll work…
Christopher the Pyro added
Christine did mention it first but it didn’t occure to me that it might actually be a good idea until keith articulated it clearly why it would be useful.. Christine isn’t the best communicatator sometimes. :-\”
Christine the Lioness mentioned
OMG! For those of you who don’t know us well… or haven’t read much of the site… you need to know that it’s a running joke between Christopher and I about how poorly he communicates and how many things get fucked up between us because he doesn’t know how to say what he actually means… so he is being facetious… (I just taught him that word last month… it was February’s word… he can only handle integrating one new word every 30 days or so…otherwise he gets very overwhelmed. The flash cards in primary colors have helped though… he’s now integrating words like “facetious” and “conundrum” into his everyday vocabulary. I figure in about 18 years, he’ll finally get to the point where he can communicate better… we’ll see. [-o<
Keith the Director uttered
I know what you mean christine! I taught him discombobulated in college, and he used it effectively after awhile for quite some time… >-
aJ the Zen Master pontificated
Y’know Christine, you could probably use that as a weapon against him
Flood him with some esoteric and difficult words and he will get so discombobulated that he will most likely forget what he was troubling you for or somesuch 
Haas the Addict commented
I would be real careful with that Christine… using too many big words can sometimes confuse the recipient… Lets just say he might misunderstand what ur trying to convey…
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
Not worried. Christopher NEVER understands what I’m trying to say… or at least he pretends he didn’t understand… and sometimes he pretends he didn’t hear me… When none of those work, he usually pretends that he forogt we talked about it at all! LOL! The strategy is pretty obvious…
Christine: I already told you that. You said you’d go with me…
Christopher: How could I say I’d go when I didn’t know anything about it?
Christine: You *did* know. I told you about it last week when were on the way to the movie.
Christopher: No you didn’t.
Christine: Christopher! Yes I did! I said, “Are you for sure coming on Friday?” “You said “What time does it start?” I said, “Seven.” You said “That should give me enough time to get showered.” I said, “Yeah. And it’s only a twenty minute drive.” And you said…
Christopher: Okay! Yes… I remember something like that. Except I didn’t hear you tell me what time.
Christine: You always do this.
Christopher: What? It’s not my fault you didn’t tell me what time. You need to be more specific, woman…
Christine: I was specific.
Christopher: But not specific enough.
Christine: And you wonder why I’m completely insane. This is the reason… right here.
Christopher: What? I have no idea what you’re talking about.
Christine: Nevermind.
Christopher: I can change my plans and go with you if you want. I’d do that for you, you know…
Right about then, my gaze usually falls to cigarette lighter in the console… Should I burn him? I wonder… or should I open the car door right now and just jump to my death on the freeway? He forces me to make such difficult decisions.
eric the Lil' Devil got all philosophical
now i can hardly believe my good friend chris would behave in such a way, shame on you christine for fabricating such stories[-x
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
The shitty thing is.. 1. I have no idea what she is talking about.. I don’t remember this conversation at all.. and 2. Lately she has been choosing to burn me instead of jumping to her death.. I never thought that I would regret stopping her from jumping out on the 405 one night on the way back from Saddle Peak Lodge (her favorite place to eat .. but she hasn’t threated to jump ou tnearly as often as I thought she would…. (see I stopped her that night I was horney… but I always figured I could push her to jump if i really got sick of her.. NOPE.. since then her shrink has told her it’s better to stab and burn me..)
Christine the Lioness pontificated
By the way… Christopher asked me over dinner last night what the definition of discombobulated was… )
eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this
chris sent me this email of a websters dictionary entry of psychotic and it was funny because he inserted christine’s pic from this site as the definition
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Not that I don’t believe you, Eric… because this is definitely something Christopher would do for shits and giggles. But… I am going to call your bluff and ask to see it. Frankly, I don’t believe you. While his Photoshop skills are pretty damn good, I know for a fact that Christopher has never, ever touched a dictionary.
Christopher the Pyro added
dude… wtf man.. seriously she was suppose to discover that shit all by herself.. like 5 years from now after I’ve finally fled to Tanzania to escape her.. she would log on the insanepeople.gov and she her picture as the definition..
She did accuse me of having a “plan” of making her think she was “crazy” as a means of control.. I asked her how does letting you know your koo koo help me control you..?
Christine the Lioness remarked
You set up a joke that doesn’t pay off for five years??? By that time I’ll be married to Wally Zszerbiak and I’ll have forgotten all about you… and Tanzania won’t even be a country anymore.
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
hey man atleast i didn’t tell her about the hidden cam in your bedroom ceiling, by the way the feed to other site made us 20 g’s last week alone
Keith the Director up'n wrote this
20 g’s wtf fellas where’s my cut? [-( I supplied the girls for those pictures, and if i recall I had the lead role in a couple of the movies! Remember >:/ pay up bitches!
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Just a request guys… on the next set of those movies, could you spring for a telefoto lens? It’s better to shoot very small things in close up… otherwise they’re just too hard to see Thanks a lot.
Keith the Director up'n wrote this
Christine you defintely got the wrong list of movies! We had to use the wide angle lens for our shoots! Plus it would have helped to know what we looked like so you knew you were watching the wrong movies! #-o
Christine the Lioness penned this
LOL! A wide angle lens, huh? Cute.
Lei the Mercenary pontificated
Nice list! My most fave were 10 Things Guaranteed… and that story about Stabbing, Poisoning… so hilarious All in all, great posts C&C!
Keith the Director got all philosophical
Hey you don’t know the half of it! I’ll just leave it at that and you can use your writers imagination to fill in the pieces..until you see the “RIGHT” movies!
Lei the Mercenary added
Nice list… My most fave were 10 Things Guarenteed… and that story about Stabbing, Poisoning… so hilarious, that one is all in all, great posts C&C!
Lei the Mercenary mentioned
uhmm, me and dish are one and the same.. i thought my comment didnt get through coz i swear it wasn’t there when i checked back last night so i posted again… hey chris, can u please change my name from Dish to Lei in the top commenters corner? I decided to drop my SN and use my real name instead thanks!
Christine the Lioness asserted
Thank you, Lei…
And by the way… I think Christopher is working on the integration of Dish and Lei into one…
Keith the Director penned this
yeah that would suck to lose those first 65 comments in your total list..if anyone can do it Chris can …that will be another payment owed for a compliment chris
Lei the Mercenary hunt n' pecked this
yep keith.. when it comes to fixing those things, i have faith in chris.;)
Keith the Director pontificated
you should lei..he’s very good. He combined ben’s originals and hisnew ones, and he did that fdor soemone else to so I can’t see why it wouldn’t be similar to do your comments as well, except maybe the name…good luck with it though!
Lei the Mercenary mentioned
So i’ve heard and it’s cool… actually before, i was also using two different emails when posting here.. aside from using two different names..oh well, let’s just leave the nitty-gritty to chris ^ ^
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
It actually takes a long time for him to do that because he has to go back and change all the emails to make them the same… so it’s sort of a lot of work. Not that he would ever complain about it because he is cool. Gotta give the boy props… and unlike Keith, I don’t charge for my compliments!
Notice how Lei said in #30 that when it comes to fixing *those* things, she has faith in him… she was cleverly specific about just how far her faith goes. Smart girl.
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
ohhhh christine down girl down…call off the dogs of war!
Lei the Mercenary pontificated
LOL! Thanks, Christine! Good to know you don’t charge for your compliments Nevertheless, props to Christopher!
Keith the Director added
Oh and christine I don’t charge for all my compliments..I give women them for free daily!
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Oh yeah, keith??? Where’s mine for the day???
dd the Virgin quibbed this
I like the one about the potato that was kept under the sink or something like that and it grew!
Keith the Director penned this
My fault christine! I lost track….I love the way your eyes seem to glisten in your pictures. > < :*
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Thanks for reminding me about that one, dd…. here’s the link for anyone who wants to read that one!
Madison the Virgin asserted
Hi how are you?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
Fine. How about yourself?
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