Who are Chris and Chris?

The story of the Chris-es. We’ll start with how they met… When Christopher met Christine, she was working as a prostitute in Thailand. Just kidding… she wasn’t in Thailand… it was actually Cambodia. Intrigued by the big-boobed blonde, Christopher, with all his charm, swept her off her feet (literally, by throwing her over his shoulder in a fireman’s carry) and decided to take her back to the states where she would become his blog slave…

Ah, now come on, people… it actually wasn’t that romantic at all…

And it’s not important how they met. All that matters is their paths collided and their lives haven’t been quite the same since.

Christine’s a 31-year-old liberal Democrat who escaped the state prison she lovingly refers to as “Nebraska,” to move out to Los Angeles where the snow and sleet dare not tread. Professionally, she’s a t.v. writer (after Christopher forced her to give up her job as a trick whore to wealthy Japanese diplomats) who likes traveling abroad, fine dining, and listening to Pete Yorn.

Christopher’s a 28-year-old Republican who graduated from Penn State. His hobbies include designing and coding websites, playing videogames, watching the History Channel, and thinking about naked women. By day, he’s a marketing director. By night, well… maybe we shouldn’t go there.

Just forget about us and enjoy the blog. We’re more interested in finding out if you have a sense of humor or not… -)

Pauline the Virgin asserted

yo momma

May 12th, 2007

Mitlinite the Virgin spake, and sayeth

What is it with you Mittleman’s?

This website is pure crap and a disgrace.

August 20th, 2007

Christine the Lioness mentioned

As are a few of our readers… p

August 20th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated

Christine — are you a Mittleman?? I thought you were a Libra.

August 20th, 2007

coronakid the Virgin got all philosophical

Is there anybody here who can translate our website from

German into Spanish
German into English
German into Thai

http://www.coronakid.org
http://www.coronakid.net
http://www.coronakid.de

Kind Regards
coronakid

October 29th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro quibbed this

I barely speak english.

October 29th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this

Well, I think you speak English well enough, but about your spelling… )

October 29th, 2007

Christine the Lioness said this

That’s a brilliant question since obviously none of us are conversing in German. Dammit! I’m trying not to be such a bitch and there I go again…

October 29th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned

Du bist nichts eine Weibchen (Deutsche for beotch)!

October 29th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate said this

*Sniff sniff, I smell spam… Is that what’s for breakfast? Vell, I kliked on der Corona kid’s Vebzite und I couldn’t read shit… I think he’s right about needing some translation…

Und pj, wenn Christine sie sagt, ist ein Weibchen… Dann wer Sie sind, zum zu argumentieren? (b) persnlich geschehe ich, mich zu lieben einige Weibchen…

October 30th, 2007

Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this

Ha! Ist das “weibchen” oder “madchen?” Aber ich denke dass Christopher liebt mich ein bisschen weil ich bin ein wenig von beiden. Er auch liebt mich weil ich bin wunderbar, aber wir alle wissen dass, ja?

My Deutsch sucks. I don’t even know if that’s close to correct… -)

October 30th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate stated

…es ist fast, aber WTF ist madchen? Sie ist ein sexy schauspielerin, den ich von kenne [ madchen amick? ], Ich mchte ihren Toast mit Butter bestreichen. Aber ich schweife ab. Christopher mag Sie, weil Sie groe blowjobs geben… )

October 30th, 2007

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

LOL! I guess WTF doesn’t translate into Deutsch as easily. Und, ja, mein blowjobs sind sehr grosse… aber auch ist die Ziellinie von Christopher… ha!

October 31st, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this

I used Babel Fish to translate WTF and it came out “was das Bumsen” — not being entirely familiar with the German word Bumsen, I tried to translate the phrase from German back to English and it came out “what the Bumsen”… so WTF is a Bumsen?

Where’s the coronakid when you need a German translator (no offense to present company $ )

October 31st, 2007

Trouble the Pirate commented

Mme. touch Christine… err, I mean “genau was ich Dame Christine kante.” …though “grosse” is not to be confused with ‘gross’… Perhaps I should have used ‘berraschen’ blowjobs… Yes, I think so in hindsight… Mea culpa…

Oh, ‘WTF?’… Was der Rauhe Verkehr?

PJ… I don’t know what a “bumsen” is, but I do know what a ‘bumsfor’…

October 31st, 2007

Trouble the Pirate pontificated

…my jury’s still out on what a “mittleman” is however…

October 31st, 2007

Phill the Virgin pontificated

Es sollte eigentlich klar sein: “bumsen” = “have sex” = “fuck”. Man wuerde WTF aber nicht so uebersetzen. Man koennte immer “Was zum Teufel” verwenden, aber das ist nicht unbedingt so stark wie WTF.

Weiterhin muss ich sagen, dass “Weibchen” = “bitch”, aber nur wenn es als Geschlecht eines Tiers verwendet wird. Als Schimpfwort wuerde man lieber “Schlampe,” “Zicke,” oder etwas anders benutzen.

Letzlich ist “Maedchen” = “girl”.

Das war es.

Bis Spaeter!

November 2nd, 2007

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November 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness uttered

Hehe, thanks for clearing that up. I love it when people tell us how to swear and call people nasty names in other languages.

November 3rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated

Is that what he was doing???

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November 3rd, 2007

Phill the Virgin said this

Ja.

Aber was zum Teufel ist mit meinem Namen los? “Phill the Virgin”? Das ist ueberhaupt nicht cool.

(n)

November 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness uttered

LOL! But you must admit, it entices you to come back and comment enough to move up in the rankings to a better title…. hence, the beauty of Christopher’s Rank Plug-in. hehe. -)

November 4th, 2007

Phill the Virgin added

Wieviele verdammten Kommentaren brauche ich?!

November 4th, 2007

Christine the Lioness uttered

Continue to comment, and you’ll find out… (see how we coerce you into becoming a regular reader?) I suggest you start with this post. It was one of our more popular ones… -)

November 4th, 2007

Trouble the Pirate up'n wrote this

kommentar dirne…

November 5th, 2007

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