The Devil’s Advantage…

Posted on July 2nd, 2007 by Christine.
Categories: Hilarious, Religion.

It turns out that Heaven isn’t above Hell. Rather, Heaven and Hell share the same plane and are separated only by a long wooden fence.

One day, the Devil decides to throw a huge bash. Lots of bands perform with some of the biggest names, and the Damned start having a heck of a party. Toward the end of the festivities, a big fireball fight breaks out and sure enough, one lands on the fence and burns it down.

God complains to the Devil and insists that the Devil rebuild the fence. The Devil says, “Sure, no problem. I’ve got all the union leaders over here as well as most of the building contractors.”

So, the fence is rebuilt but it’s three feet to one side so that Hell has taken over three feet of Heaven. God is pissed.

“If you don’t move that fence back,” yells God, I’m going to sue your butt.”

“Yeah, right,” says the Devil. “Where are you gonna get a lawyer?”

26 comments.

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ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this

What are you implying about Mara???
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July 2nd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted

We are, afterall, a nation of laws, not one nation under God…

July 2nd, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

About Mara???

Mara’s in law school I think… not a lawyer yet… she still has time to be saved… J/K Mara. I was actually cleaning out my inbox and found that old joke someone sent to me several years ago…

July 2nd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with

My 2 oldest friends are attorneys, so I routinely took pot shots at their chosen profession when they were in law school (although one left the field soon after passing the bar to become a banker).

Q) Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
A) Professional courtesy.

Q) What do you call 5,000 lawyers on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A) A good start.

July 3rd, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker stated

I love it!

July 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this

See… even lawyers think it’s funny!
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July 3rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this

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Hey, I wonder what I’ll be next… me thinks the little devil will be going away soon.

Hehe — maybe I’ll be a big devil then )

July 3rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this

Only 6 most comments…

and speaking of comments, where the hell have ‘topher and Trouble been?? Are they on vacation or something???

July 3rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this

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Geez, what a dork, that should have read “Only 6 more comments…”

Wish me luck, I’m off to a job interview!

July 3rd, 2007

Christopher the Pyro stated

Good Luck PJ.

As for my lack of comments. Christine told me I need to be a better listener.. so I’m practicing here on the blog. )

July 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

I’m glad he’s practicing somewhere… it’s certainly not when I’m speaking. -) And I was wondering that about Trouble too… where do people from the Cayman Islands go on vacation??? Aren’t they always on vacation?

July 3rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness quibbed this

Oh btw, PJ… how’d the interview go?

July 3rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented

It was OK, I guess. It was a second interview and I *thought* there might be a job offer coming because the receptionist who called to schedule it said he wanted to talk to me about “working conditions, salary and possible starting dates”. What actually happened was they called back 2 finalists to discuss those things — me (the doughy middle-aged white man) and a young, attractive Indian lady… now, normally in an institution of higher education, I would say she was a no-brainer, but I do feel like the interviewer wants to choose me (as he should 8) )

July 4th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with

Happy Independence Day!!!

(to those of you from Mexico (or other parts unknown) — that’s when we “cut the chord” from Britain and became Americans first — you should try it)

July 4th, 2007

Christine the Lioness thought this

LOL! Happy 4th, everyone!

And I’ll be crossing my fingers for ya, PJ!

July 4th, 2007

j. the Groupie up'n wrote this

I’m going to assume, Christine, that since I’m just a law student I shouldn’t be offended by this )

Or, perhaps you are just trying to toughen me up for the years of lawyer jokes to come?!

July 5th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted

J: if you’re a law student, you should already have an impenetrable thick skin and a killer’s blood lust — that, or you won’t make it in the legal profession )

July 5th, 2007

Christine the Lioness commented

J… as they’re laughing at lawyer jokes, you can laugh all the way to the bank… so I don’t think you have too much to worry about.

July 5th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled

Money cannot buy you love, Christine, but it can buy you a lot of sex which is the important thing.

I got the job!! They are brilliant people, hiring me proves it!!

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I’m happy — I feel like singing!

July 6th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical

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Hmm, ‘topher, something ain’t right there!!

The musical note is obviously screwed up and the o and the smiling (happy) face conflict too.

July 6th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro added

Thanks PJ, I hadn’t noticed… )

July 6th, 2007

Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this

Congrats, PJ -)

July 6th, 2007

Christine the Lioness asserted

Congratulations, PJ!!! PJ -> (*)

July 6th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated

Thank you, thank you very much (

July 7th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this

crap — damn formatting — after the parenthesis should have been:

“done in my best Elvis impersonation”

July 7th, 2007

Raaj the Virgin thought this

love position

November 21st, 2007

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