ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
What are you implying about Mara???
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ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
We are, afterall, a nation of laws, not one nation under God…
Christine the Lioness thought this
About Mara???
Mara’s in law school I think… not a lawyer yet… she still has time to be saved… J/K Mara. I was actually cleaning out my inbox and found that old joke someone sent to me several years ago…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
My 2 oldest friends are attorneys, so I routinely took pot shots at their chosen profession when they were in law school (although one left the field soon after passing the bar to become a banker).
Q) Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
A) Professional courtesy.
Q) What do you call 5,000 lawyers on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A) A good start.
Mara the Peacemaker stated
I love it!
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
See… even lawyers think it’s funny!

ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Hey, I wonder what I’ll be next… me thinks the little devil will be going away soon.
Hehe — maybe I’ll be a big devil then 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Only 6 most comments…
and speaking of comments, where the hell have ‘topher and Trouble been?? Are they on vacation or something???
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
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Geez, what a dork, that should have read “Only 6 more comments…”
Wish me luck, I’m off to a job interview!
Christopher the Pyro stated
Good Luck PJ.
As for my lack of comments. Christine told me I need to be a better listener.. so I’m practicing here on the blog. 
Christine the Lioness thought this
I’m glad he’s practicing somewhere… it’s certainly not when I’m speaking.
And I was wondering that about Trouble too… where do people from the Cayman Islands go on vacation??? Aren’t they always on vacation?
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Oh btw, PJ… how’d the interview go?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
It was OK, I guess. It was a second interview and I *thought* there might be a job offer coming because the receptionist who called to schedule it said he wanted to talk to me about “working conditions, salary and possible starting dates”. What actually happened was they called back 2 finalists to discuss those things — me (the doughy middle-aged white man) and a young, attractive Indian lady… now, normally in an institution of higher education, I would say she was a no-brainer, but I do feel like the interviewer wants to choose me (as he should
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ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
Happy Independence Day!!!
(to those of you from Mexico (or other parts unknown) — that’s when we “cut the chord” from Britain and became Americans first — you should try it)
Christine the Lioness thought this
LOL! Happy 4th, everyone!
And I’ll be crossing my fingers for ya, PJ!
j. the Groupie up'n wrote this
I’m going to assume, Christine, that since I’m just a law student I shouldn’t be offended by this
Or, perhaps you are just trying to toughen me up for the years of lawyer jokes to come?!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
J: if you’re a law student, you should already have an impenetrable thick skin and a killer’s blood lust — that, or you won’t make it in the legal profession 
Christine the Lioness commented
J… as they’re laughing at lawyer jokes, you can laugh all the way to the bank… so I don’t think you have too much to worry about.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
Money cannot buy you love, Christine, but it can buy you a lot of sex which is the important thing.
I got the job!! They are brilliant people, hiring me proves it!!
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I’m happy — I feel like singing!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
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Hmm, ‘topher, something ain’t right there!!
The musical note is obviously screwed up and the
and the smiling (happy) face conflict too.
Christopher the Pyro added
Thanks PJ, I hadn’t noticed… 
Mara the Peacemaker quibbed this
Congrats, PJ 
Christine the Lioness asserted
Congratulations, PJ!!! PJ -> 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Thank you, thank you very much (
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
crap — damn formatting — after the parenthesis should have been:
“done in my best Elvis impersonation”
Raaj the Virgin thought this