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Ben2 the Soldier (56) ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
What are you implying about Mara???
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ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
We are, afterall, a nation of laws, not one nation under God…
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
About Mara???
Mara’s in law school I think… not a lawyer yet… she still has time to be saved… J/K Mara. I was actually cleaning out my inbox and found that old joke someone sent to me several years ago…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
My 2 oldest friends are attorneys, so I routinely took pot shots at their chosen profession when they were in law school (although one left the field soon after passing the bar to become a banker).
Q) Why don’t sharks attack lawyers?
A) Professional courtesy.
Q) What do you call 5,000 lawyers on the bottom of the Pacific Ocean?
A) A good start.
Mara the Peacemaker hunt n' pecked this
I love it!
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
See… even lawyers think it’s funny!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Hey, I wonder what I’ll be next… me thinks the little devil will be going away soon.
Hehe — maybe I’ll be a big devil then
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
Only 6 most comments…
and speaking of comments, where the hell have ‘topher and Trouble been?? Are they on vacation or something???
ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this
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Geez, what a dork, that should have read “Only 6 more comments…”
Wish me luck, I’m off to a job interview!
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Good Luck PJ.
As for my lack of comments. Christine told me I need to be a better listener.. so I’m practicing here on the blog. 
Christine the Lioness penned this
I’m glad he’s practicing somewhere… it’s certainly not when I’m speaking. And I was wondering that about Trouble too… where do people from the Cayman Islands go on vacation??? Aren’t they always on vacation?
Christine the Lioness pontificated
Oh btw, PJ… how’d the interview go?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
It was OK, I guess. It was a second interview and I *thought* there might be a job offer coming because the receptionist who called to schedule it said he wanted to talk to me about “working conditions, salary and possible starting dates”. What actually happened was they called back 2 finalists to discuss those things — me (the doughy middle-aged white man) and a young, attractive Indian lady… now, normally in an institution of higher education, I would say she was a no-brainer, but I do feel like the interviewer wants to choose me (as he should )
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Happy Independence Day!!!
(to those of you from Mexico (or other parts unknown) — that’s when we “cut the chord” from Britain and became Americans first — you should try it)
Christine the Lioness thought this
LOL! Happy 4th, everyone!
And I’ll be crossing my fingers for ya, PJ!
j. the Groupie asserted
I’m going to assume, Christine, that since I’m just a law student I shouldn’t be offended by this
Or, perhaps you are just trying to toughen me up for the years of lawyer jokes to come?!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
J: if you’re a law student, you should already have an impenetrable thick skin and a killer’s blood lust — that, or you won’t make it in the legal profession
Christine the Lioness added
J… as they’re laughing at lawyer jokes, you can laugh all the way to the bank… so I don’t think you have too much to worry about.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
Money cannot buy you love, Christine, but it can buy you a lot of sex which is the important thing.
I got the job!! They are brilliant people, hiring me proves it!!
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I’m happy — I feel like singing!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
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Hmm, ‘topher, something ain’t right there!!
The musical note is obviously screwed up and the 
and the smiling (happy) face conflict too.
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Thanks PJ, I hadn’t noticed…
Mara the Peacemaker added
Congrats, PJ
Christine the Lioness stated
Congratulations, PJ!!! PJ ->
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
Thank you, thank you very much (
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
crap — damn formatting — after the parenthesis should have been:
“done in my best Elvis impersonation”
Raaj the Virgin got all philosophical
ReddrundWem the Virgin remarked
There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,
“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”
Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,
“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”
“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”
A few moments later…
“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”
O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”
A few moments later…
“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”
“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”
A few moments later…
“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
Very cute…
After re-reading this post, I am saddened. This position has NOT been what I had hoped it would be. Office politics and power struggles have forced my boss to resign and I have been told that my position will no longer be funded (effective next July), so I’m looking again…
Peace out, dudes and dudettes
Ceadralpede the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
Test message
Sorry me noob…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
He said Noob — kind of sounded like BQQB.. he-he
SoulaSauttFug the Virgin up'n wrote this
Hello
As newly registered user i only want to say hi to everyone else who uses this board
TalduemiliTut the Virgin thought this
What is bumburbia?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
It’s what we call a suburban area for homeless people — bumburbia.
osobo the Virgin mentioned
Новый способ давления на кандидата на пост Главы г. Химки
Новый способ “наказать” тех, кто посмел участвовать в выборной кампании не на стороне действующей власти изобрели правоохранительные органы г.о. Химки.
Руководствуясь не нормой закона, а чьей-то “волей” сотрудники милиции решили “проверить” все фирмы, внесшие денежные средства в избирательный фонд неудобных кандидатов.
Начались “проверки” с телефонных звонков - где директор, сколько человек работает на фирме. После чего последовали “письма счастья” с просьбой предоставить всю бухгалтерскую документацию, учредительные документы фирмы, и даже, план экспликации БТИ.
Такие запросы химкинским фирмам рассылает 1 отдел Оперативно-розыскной части № 9 Управления по налоговым преступлениям ГУВД Московской области за подписью начальника подполковника милиции Д.В. Языкова.
И всё это в то время, когда Президент дал прямое указание правоохранительным органам о прекращении всех незаконных проверок малого и среднего бизнеса. С это целью внесены изменения в Федеральный закон “О милиции” - из статьи 11 этого закона исключены пункты 25 и 35, на основании которых ранее правоохранительные органы имели право проверять финансово-хозяйственную деятельность предприятий.
Видно, об изменениях действующего законодательства местные правоохранительные органы не уведомлены. И не смотрят телепередачи с выступлениями Президента.
Может быть, эта публикация подвигнет их к исполнению указаний Президента, а также к изучению и соблюдению действующего законодательства
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