Christine the Lioness (3122)
Christopher the Pyro (1986)
ProphetJoe the Irreverent (1253)
Trouble the Pirate (601)
Keith the Director (573)
Mara the Peacemaker (533)
eric the Lil' Devil (351)
AJ the Zen Master (305)
Ben the Kingpin (213)
Haas the Addict (187)
Christine 2 the Mercenary (131) Lei the Mercenary (124) Katie the Mercenary (115)
John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Christopher’s version: The highly fictional little blurb you just read.
Christine’s version (aka The Truth): Last night, I was on the phone to Christopher telling him about this poor girl on the radio who found out after she was married that her husband was a “furry” (not “flurry, Christopher, those are the ice cream shakes you get from McDonald’s). The conversation went like this:
Christopher: What the hell’s a flurry?
Christine: Furry. As in furry animal.
Christopher: What’s a furry?
Christine: It’s people who dress up in mascot uniforms of animals and have sex with each other.
Christopher: That’s AWESOME!
Christine: It’s bizarre…
Christopher: No… it’s awesome. You’re gonna dress up like a Husker something and I’ll dress up like a Nittany Lion and I’ll fuck the shit outta you.
Christine: They don’t even use their real sex organs…
Christopher: What do they use?
Christine: The ones on the uniform thingie.
Christopher: Even better!
Christine: Whatever. You won’t even role play with me.
Christopher: This would be role-playing.
Christine: No… role playing is like pilot/flight attendant, or cheerleader/heisman trophy winner, or little lost girl in the scary woods/big, bad stranger–
Christopher: Okay, I got it. I’m going to tell everyone you’re a flurry.
Christine: Furry.
Christopher: Yeah, furry. I’m going to tell them that’s why we almost broke up.
Chritine: Oh, you mean since you took down the post about what an asshole you are which was the real reason why we almost broke up and then deleted all the comments people had posted telling you to stop being such an asshole?
Christopher: Yeah, I took it down because I’m not really an asshole… and because I just found out about your deviant sexual behavior.
Christine: Okay… do what you want…
That was the conversation which explains the above post. I have to say, I’m pretty open to whatever floats your boat, but I’m still having some issues with the furry thing… now if Christopher asked me to dress up like Princess Leah, I might go along with it. But Bugs Bunny… I don’t think so. 
Trouble the Pirate thought this
You bunch of deviant SICKO’s [Especially you Christine…] I don’t know how you guys think you can justify all this blatantly evil behavior… You fluffy fornicators… Ye shall be judged for corrupting the sacred innocence of the woodland creatures… Oh if Bambi’s mother were only alive today to bear witness to this, she would be spinning in her grave…
Smokey the Bear says ’shame on you’…
Lei the Mercenary commented
yeah, why did u delete that particular post and all the comments on it. hmmm…
Christine the Lioness uttered
I’ll let Christopher answer that one.
MsFreud the Virgin up'n wrote this
Being a Chris who once was with a Kris, I am beginning to see this parallel trend in the male side of the Kris/Chris Race… The turning of tables onto the female Chris, the ignoring or deleting of the negative feedback of male Kris. And yet- we can’t help but love them, as they are so much fun. Ultimately, I gave up my Kris- exchanged him for a Kevin Model. Love y’alls blog- but will forever have to stand on the side of Chrissy, as we all know she will almost always be the one who is RIGHT.
fuzzit the Groupie commented
Christine,
You are so Awesome. I love to tell people crazy fictional tales like that.
I bet there is a real group out there like that.
fuzzit the Groupie scribbled
oh yeah chris I am the one who sent u email asking why you took down your post
Haddock the Virgin pontificated
This is too funny…..furry’s must be the ultimate safe sex!
Trouble the Pirate spake, and sayeth
Except for all the hair-balls…
Christine the Lioness uttered
No… they don’t use their real tongues either.
» 2005 The Chris vs. Chris Year in Review by Battle of the Sexes the Groupie spake, and sayeth
[…] September 2005 Christopher learns what a “furry” is. […]
las vegas hotels the Virgin penned this
las vegas hotels
Syrian:inscribing subconsciously!fore insecticide.inconsistently dilution cashmere?gigabytes hotel http://www.hotels-activity.com/
Names and emails are required (emails aren't displayed), url's are optional.
