First let me start with a little story about flys..
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
“Oh. Killing any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied.
Intrigued, she asked.”How can you tell them apart?”
He responded,”3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
Another really great picture altho, usually Christine stands in the mirror telling me how hot she is, and I really never even look in a mirror .. hence the fact I’ve shown up at Christine’s door with red marker on my face.
ok since we’re on the subject of funny, a wife wants to spice up her sex life with her husband of 20 years so she puts on a cape with matching boots stark naked and sneaks into his den and yells super pussy!!!!! the husband never looks up from his paper and replies i’ll have the soup…. thanks hon
LOL, Eric! That was funny!
And speaking of the red marker on the face… I’m not sure if he was talking about the time it was in his ear, under his nose, or on his teeth… I’m not even exaggerating… all three happened at different times.
you gotta tell him those markers are dangerous
Here’s a true story about the markers…
We’re sitting in a diner one night and I go, “Oh my God… your ear is bleeding…”
Christopher: It is?
He shoves his finger in his ear.
Me: That’s a sign of a serious head injury…
He pulls his finger out covered with red “blood” and then sticks it in his mouth and starts to laugh.
I look on, horrified…
Christopher: It’s not blood… it’s marker… I thought the cap was on…
Me: You stuck a marker in your ear?
I look at him more horrified than when I thought it was blood.
Christopher: (laughing hysterically as he uses a napkin to wipe out his ear) I can’t take you anywhere!!!
And then he disappeared under the booth, laughing like a madman…
Now, come on, Eric… do you really think someone who would choose to stick a marker in his ear would ever believe the rational common sense of someone telling him it’s dangerous? I won’t even waste my breath…
understood
what good would it do? i gotta talk to him about the marker thing
lol @ Christopher =))
Did you do that accidently or on purpose to get the reaction from Christine?
lol.. of course I did it to get a reaction.. her look of fear.. (like I might have got stabbed in the ear) was soo worth the price of admission..
lol =)) You should hv carried a camera
Doing it on purpose would have implied I care that he was injured. Actually… I was just jealous that someone else had stabbed him in the ear before I thought if it myself.
Yes sure Christine.. Of course you were jealous :-@
She is a freakin jealous nutcase.. she will be like look at that girl.. she’s cute.. I turn and she stabs me with a fork.. they actually took her silverware away yesterday when we were eating dinner because she couldn’t behaive herself.
let me find out she has to eat at the kiddie table with a plastic spork
How do I get a ticket to the fantasy land of delusion where the three of you guys obviously live? I was thinking maybe I’d visit and see what it’s like…
ok heres the thing if you and your girl are smashing the meat in the sandwich one on cock, one on face, the face orgasm is inevitably the guy’s responsibility but it is the duty of the cowgirl to try and shake the fucking mattress off of the frame,saddle up cowgirl:d3:-o
A threesome never sounded so gross until just now.:-t
omg.. 2 fucking funny
Holy shit Eric, wtf was that… I was for a sec like… Did i read that right :-&
Ugh.. that is so turning off..:-&
You’ve even made the boys speechless! LOL!