Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
LOL!
Okay… no goat cheese on this one even though I like goat cheese pizzas. And he’s welcome to attend the party for more than “a little while,” he just likes to show up to parties and then skate out early– he received the same invitation as everyone else.
I won two years ago with my “cheeseburger pizza” which had ground beef, tomatoes, cheese, pickles, and shredded lettuce over tomato sauce making it taste like–yes– you guessed it. A cheeseburger.
This year, I’ve been wavering between two ideas and now I will go to the grocery store and make my decision as I am walking down the aisles. Inspiration will hit me I”m sure… and I don’t need Christopher to sabotage the other pizzas for me… but it was a nice thought, babe. 
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
I gotcha back.. your going to be the first two time champion!
Christopher the Pyro commented
Well Christine got disqualified because I got caught putting a beer cap in another contestant’s pizza. It would have probably been ok with the guys.. but the other contestant was her mom.. and everybody seemed to frown upon that pretty bad… not to mention that if I was willing to sabotage her mom’s pizza, lord only knows what I would do to theirs. I have to say this was an HONEST mix up.. there were two BBQ pizza’s I just sabotaged the wrong one.
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
You might think it would be a disadvantage having Christopher in your corner… like oh, say, getting you disqualified. However, it’s not. It really is an advantage, and I’ll tell you why… Uh, hrmm…. could you explain to me again Christopher about why it’s an advantage…?
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
I was intimidating people into giving you compliments… if you would have been allowed to win I’m sure you would have. 