ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
OK, it was a nice, cute story about an idiotic self-centered woman that we’ve all experienced and all want to beat, but then Christopher had to throw in this tidbit –
“Head across the street to the Bristol Farms and buy a big, fat cucumber. As soon as you leave the checkout lane, head back to the produce department and pleasure yourself with it. Return the cucumber for being “too bumpy.”
…and you say I’m always throwing sex into the comments… sheez…. still, if she was hot, I would have watched her with the cucumber — I *am* a guy after all.

Jennie the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
hahahahaha, seriously wtf was this lady thinking?
Christopher the Pyro said this
What are women ever thinking… that is probably a better question.
Chaim the Groupie spake, and sayeth
I’ve actually seen this happen quite a bit. At the restaurant where I work, people will finish their entire meal and then announce they did not enjoy it and ask for a refund. (I even once heard one person say, as an explanation, “It just didn’t hit the spot, you know?”) A fewyears ago I worked at a pet store. A woman came and returned a 20 pound bag of cat food with perhaps one pound remaining in it, and asked for her money back. The reason? Her cat had “decided” she didn’t like it anymore. We actually took that one back, but only because we were able to get such things refunded by the manufacturer.
I honestly don’t know what people are thinking.
Christine the Lioness added
It’s that annoying fucking sense of entitlement people have. There is an element of risk in every decision you make, including the products you buy. For others, they’re just fuck-o’s that want something for free even though the rest of the world has to pay for food in restaurants.
I had people do that to me when I was a waitress as well… and when they did, I’d go back to the computer and change their table number to 666 before I handed them their bill.
Chaim the Groupie stated
Christine, I could not agree more.
Why should I take responsibility for the fact that you made a mad decision in which candy bar (or sandwich, or cat food) you would buy? If it’s not rotten or defective, suck it up and deal with it. You made a mistake. A bad investment. Deal with it, try not to do it again, and move on.
I *loved* the store manager’s response to the woman with a candybar, though. “Is this a joke?” Hahaha… I need to use that next time.
Christopher the Pyro thought this
Fucking Liberals
Christopher the Pyro penned this
I’m referring to people with a sense of entitlement.. Christine has beat my sense of entitlement out of me….
Trouble the Pirate commented
Some people see the candy-bar as half-eaten… I prefer to see it as half-still-available-for-consumption…
Christine the Lioness added
At least I’m getting my money’s worth from my trainer…
Mara the Peacemaker got all philosophical
“There is an element of risk in every decision you make, including the products you buy.”
OMG, Christine, I used to work for someone who was like this. It was so irritating when we’d have an office lunch and he’d ask the waitress to take $4 off of his $8 salad because the lettuce leaves were slightly wilted AFTER he’d already eaten 3/4 of it. Grrr. But this is the same guy who bargains at the 7-11: “This candy bar feels slightly melted so I think I should pay you $.50 instead of $1.00.”
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Mara worked for Christopher?? 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
“Some people see the candy-bar as half-eaten… I prefer to see it as half-still-available-for-consumption…” Umm, what about the skank and her cucumber???
Christine the Lioness asserted
Actually… it’s funny you say that, PJ. Because Christopher NEVER sends food back even if it’s the wrong order. He’s probably the world’s easiest restaurant customer… he just doesn’t like to tip. I, on the other hand, expect to get my food the way I ordered it and if you can manage to do that, you get 15% from me. In addition, if they overcharge him on the bill, he’ll just pay it anyway because he doesn’t want to waste his time dealing with them. I, on the other hand, would like to actually pay for what I ordered and will spend a half hour discussing that desire with the manager if I have to when the bill doesn’t match the price that was on the menu.
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
That’s because 5 minutes of my time = $10 so I save money by not arguing about such things.
Christine the Lioness commented
Christopher seems to think he makes the same hourly wage 24 HOURS A DAY as he makes while he’s spending 8 hours at work. But this theory doesn’t quite make logical sense because (1) He doesn’t. (2) You aren’t paying yourself so you’re actually not saving money by not spending an extra 5 minutes doing something. But you are saving money by not paying the amount you were overcharged.
I understand the premise behind the whole “time is money” thing. And yes, if you make $30 an hour and it takes you 2 hours to clean your house, and you can pay someone else $15 an hour to clean your house, then yes, it makes sense to hire a maid because your time is better spent working than cleaning. But no one works 24 hours a day and if given a choice between 2 hours of cleaning on your own or 2 hours of watching t.v., you’re better off cleaning because then you saved yourself $30 and watching t.v. didn’t save or cost you anything.
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
aha but not only am i losing time which does = money I’m also losing time to something that is completely unenjoyable… trying to convince people they made a mistake on my big and to give me a credit. Last time I sat through this with Christine, I was in a hurry we wasted 30 minutes and didn’t get anything out of it.. it was a completely pointless exercise.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Actually, *he* didn’t get anything out of it because *I* was the one paying the bill– oh, except that free dinner he’d just eaten.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent remarked
Christopher doesn’t send anything back because he knows what will happen to his food in the kitchen…
“Actually, *he* didn’t get anything out of it because *I* was the one paying the bill– oh, except that free dinner he’d just eaten.”
Dude… she buys YOU food, then pleasures you later… I bow down to your superiority. 
Christopher the Pyro said this
She makes seriously bitching potato soup… I can’t even begin to tell u.