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Ben2 the Soldier (56) Christine the Lioness asserted
And you made fun of me for liking the Mustang??? This is definitely a car for boys!
Christopher the Pyro said this
This car is about 1000 x more manly then the new stang… I’m sure all our European friends will just LOVE this car lol.
Haas the Addict pontificated
Looks cool dude… Wont mind owning one of those 
aJ the Zen Master chimed in with
This is hot!
Now I want one of ‘em along with the Prius 
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
So you can make up for all the gas you’re pouring into one by saving with other, aJ? LOL!
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Sounds.. kind of logical to me..
Ben the Kingpin chimed in with
That car looks like it’s smiling, doesn’t it?
Christine the Lioness remarked
No, it looks like it’s got an evil frown!
Ben the Kingpin pontificated
Looks like the Cheshire Cat from Lewis Carrol’s Through the Looking Glass. 
Haas the Addict scribbled
I looks like its trying to be mean
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
… hehe … it’s cool no matter what.. evil = good, mean = good… even the Cheshire Cat = good.
aJ the Zen Master up'n wrote this
It’s more like a snicker that I’m so much better than all you other have-been cars 
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
lol,
I think your right aJ.. might have to trade in my Audi for something cool like this .. (if it ever actually hits the road)
Rob the Soldier mentioned
That car makes me feel dirty. I want to touch it, but I know that it is just soooooooo wrong.
Jennifer the Virgin stated
I think I want to make sweet love to this car.
My very first car was a 1981 Z28 Camero. (this was 1994 btw) That body style has always been my favorite. This new car, however, will give it a run for its money. I love this!
Christopher the Pyro asserted
I think I might enjoy watching that Jennifer.
Christine the Lioness penned this
I guess if you aren’t allowed on the field, watching from the sidelines is the next best thing.
Ben the Kingpin added
Chris, I thought you were gone this weekend? Didn’t Christine say something about not being allowed to ask where you’re going and what you’re doing?
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
I guess he was too busy “watching Jennifer” to let me know he’d made it back into town… I’m such a lucky girl!!!
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
God… FUCK… (fucking steeler game)
Christine also doesn’t ever know what she is talking about that is something you all should know by now.
Ben the Kingpin penned this
Christine, I could make some suggestions on how to garner Chris’ attention and make him more eager to be with you and for you to entice him, but I’m not really sure of the rating you’d like to maintain for these messages.
Christopher the Pyro stated
Jennifer, since somehow Christine is now jealous of my desire to want to watch you fucking the car, if your free tonight let’s go catch a movie. (Christine feels it would be best if I went out with you tonight because she is fucking koo koo).
Christine the Lioness pontificated
I was told by Christopher when I tried to seduce him that I was being manipulative and I should put on my clothes. Basically… we get to have sex only when he initiates it. So if you’re worried about the rating, Ben… I don’t think whatever advice you would have given me would help.
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Ben. You have no idea the things I deal with… having sex with Christine pretty much guarantee’s a few weeks of jealousy, agony and punishment until she forgets how good i railed her..
Ben the Kingpin pontificated
:: 
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Chris, let’s just say that some things are worth the price, eh?
Maybe you should look at her actions as a compliment on how good a job you did and try to do it again? Maybe you should consider that her giving you access to the goodies is not a right, but a privelidge? (A privelidge others would love to enjoy, mind you. )
This is one of the reasons I don’t care for the modern mindset. :: igh:::
I miss the times when men treated women with respect, men didn’t expect them to put out unless they were willing to offer the counterpart (committment), and men honored their committments for life, do or die.
But, Wester culture doesn’t believe in permanance. They believe in a throwaway society where if it isn’t *immediately gratifying in every way*, then it’s time to throw it away and look for something new.
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Maybe I should do that Ben. Instead I’m a selfish asshole who mistreats her every step of the way. I assure you that I appreciate Christine for a million and 1 things, and I certainly appreciate the fact that she gives up the goodies, and I never abuse that privilage.. altho I occassionally abuse the goodies. In all seriousness Christine and I are on occassion looking for different things and sometimes we are looking for the same things. It doesn’t always match and we have good reasons why we are in different places and we also have good reasons why we like each others company, she is a supa cool girl and she is my negro. I seriously doubt Christine would accuse me of using her and throwing her away.. but hey I seem to be pretty clueless every damn day.
Ben the Kingpin uttered
Wow. Compliments from Chris about Christine! This is, indeed, a unique day!
Christopher the Pyro said this
Christine earns my respect grudgenly.. yesterday we went hiking and we were hiking back up this mountain and there is a part where you can do some rock climbing.. we get to this part and I’m like i’ll check it out and see if there is a path up there.. she is like ya ok cool.. so I get to the top and there is no path, there is like sheer wall that is pretty damn dangerious.. she is still at the bottom mind you.. so I yell down.. and I’m like they there is no path, go around this way, she is like are you sure.. I’m like yes.. I’m sure there is no path seriously.. but I’m at the top and I hate going down so I figure it’s more dangerious for me to go down the across the top of these rocks.. (we are like maybe 100 feet up in the air.. not sure.. so I concentrate and get across to relative saftey and turn around to take a break.. who do I see sitting at the top.. but Christine.. I yell across.. I thought I said there was no path! I could see it on her face that she WISHES she would have listened heh she is like ya but I didn’t believe you.. so here I am helping her across the same damn dangerous part I just made it across she is like, if we fall from here we will die.. (and I’m thinking no shit woman why do u think i told you to go around.. ) either way she earns my respect for being crazy brave.. but she drives me nuts because I would rather she woudln’t have put herself in danger for no good reason.
Christine the Lioness said this
LOL!
Actually, Christopher’s version of the story is pretty close to the truth on this one… but here’s what really happened:
We start climbing up the rocks and Christopher is ahead of me. We are half way up and he tells me to wait so he can climb the rest of the way to the top and see if there’s a path. I say, “Okay.” He climbs to the top, turns around and says that there’s no path, so I should keep going around the side, and climb up over there. When it comes to keeping me safe, Christopher is the man. He’s ultra-protective and I trust him completely. So I look to where he just pointed, and there’s a huge gaping hole in the rock formation. For me to get to the other side, I can’t just keep going horizontally, I have to climb down about 15 feet and go around at that point. And, in all honesty, the competitive part of me sort of wants to be able to do what Christopher did. *And* to get to the top from where I already was… wasn’t hard at all. Of course, I hadn’t seen yet what was on the other side.
So I go ahead and climb straight up.
I get up there, and see two things: (1) Christopher is already on the path about 50 yards away, and (2) There is a sheer drop of about 100 - 150 below this tiny little ridge he must have scaled to get where he was.
He looks up and sees me sitting at the top. His shoulders drop (like they do a lot when he tells me to do something and I screw it up… like when I accidentally closed all the windows he had open on his computer).
Christopher: I thought I told you to go around.
Christine: I know… but I couldn’t.
He starts climbing back up to help me get across.
He gets about 10 feet from me and points to where he wants me to put my foot. I do it. I look down.
Christine: If we fell, we’d die for sure.
Christopher: I know. That’s why I told you to go around.
Christine: You would have called me a pussy if I didn’t do this.
Christopher: No… I would have been happy because you were safe.
Christine: This is by far the most dangerous thing I’ve ever done.
As I’m following Christopher’s instructions where to put my hands and feet, I keep thinking about how pissed off my mom would be if she saw me right now.
I make it to the edge and climb up onto the path.
Christopher has the biggest look of relief on his face.
Christine: I’m sorry I didn’t listen.
Christopher: It’s okay… I’m impressed. I didn’t think you could do that.
And I probably couldn’t have done it without him.
Christopher the Pyro remarked
I just kept thinking if she falls I have to drag her ass out of this canyon… god…
Christine the Lioness penned this
No… he was really thinking, God if she dies, I’m really gonna miss that chick. 
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Or if she falls and cracks her head and she forgets she meant me.. that might be the key to a clean getaway > Actually I was just focusing on not letting her ass fall I didn’t really think about it much at all.. she freaks me the fuck out, then she wanted to climb into theis sail boat that was washed up on the rocks.. all I could think was this coudl slip and go tumbling down the rocks.. she needs to stay the fuck off the sailboat.
Ben the Kingpin pontificated
Awww… Ain’t it cute when they’re so mushy and wuvable?
Lei the Mercenary up'n wrote this
yep ben, they’re sooo cute;) aww, we’re really rooting for u guys
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
I don’t think the sailboat would have slipped down the rocks, but I didn’t want to piss Christopher off (the bruises from the last beating haven’t fully healed yet… if you don’t believe me, just look at my arm)… so I stayed out of the sailboat.
;;)
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
omg whatever herion addict
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