Lei the Mercenary hunt n' pecked this

LOL! thanks chris for that info, i will remember to stop at floor 5 when i get there ) i hope they’re not gays tho

January 12th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin up'n wrote this

Reminds me of a joke about a man rising through various levels of heaven with a prettier and prettier bevy of eternal companions for his pleasure with the admonition that he can choose to rise higher to “success.”
Of course, he reaches the highest level and there’s a grotesque, fat and smelly homosexual man.
“Who are you?” the man demands
“Me? I’m ‘Cess’!”
(Get it? “Success” = “Suck Cess” :d)

January 12th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master uttered

Women [-( !!

January 13th, 2006

Haas the Addict said this

Nice one Chris (much better than the abortion one :P), it got me thinking what would a Wife store have??? Here is my list :
floor 1) Good Looking
floor 2) Good Looking and Dont Nag
I hv got many more but am sure you ppl have nicer things to add

January 13th, 2006

Haas the Addict quibbed this

Hey good one Chris (much better than the Abortion one ). I was wondering what might be the floors in the “Wife Store“ if there was any store like that)…
Floor 1) Hot
Floor 2) Hot and Does not Nag
I hv many more but know u ppl will have much better ones

January 13th, 2006

Haas the Addict up'n wrote this

LOL… come to think about it we are not the very much shopping kind… Odds are we might walk in and pick the first one we see

January 13th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin scribbled

Christine, Are you saying you’re not “Hot & Nympho”?

January 13th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin penned this

Y’know, I posted a complementary joke last night and it didn’t seem to go through…
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He discovers that the Muslims were right. The degrees of Heaven provide a bevy of women for his pleasure for all eternity. St. Muhammad points to a latter and says, “Climb as high as you wish…”
He climbs to the first level and there are some homely women. They say, “Stay here or continue to success.”
He chooses to climb further and as he goes up the women get progressively more lovely and inviting, each time admonishing him to stay or climb to success.
Finally, he climbs to the top of the ladder and there he finds a fat, ugly, grotesque homosexual man. As he tries to climb back down, the ladder disappears.
“Who are you and why am I here?”
The creature responds, “This is your eternal heaven. Didn’t the ladies tell you to climb to success?”
“Yes,” the man replies.
“Well, the creature replies with a horrific smile. “I’m Cess.”

January 13th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin spake, and sayeth

Christine, how do you feel about polygamy?

January 14th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master asserted

Ok.. Christine, where do I order ya

January 14th, 2006

Christine 2 the Mercenary got all philosophical

you guys crack me the fuck up

January 14th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master uttered

Nah.. I might be moving to the US for higher studies so not really a mail order needed

January 16th, 2006

Splendored the Groupie said this

A better ending to that joke would be that the woman got to the 6th floor and there was a sign that said the entire building was empty from floor 2 up, because we all know there are no men out there that are any better than “has a job”. Just kidding, just kidding.

January 19th, 2006

Splendored the Groupie spake, and sayeth

HA!!!!!

January 19th, 2006

StephAnie the Virgin scribbled

actually - i saw this joke with another ending. it said that a “wife store” opened up across the street. Floor 1 has wives that were beautiful. Floor 2 had wives who were beautiful and loved sex. and to date, no customer had ever visited Floors 3-6 :\”>

February 8th, 2006