Chester the Virgin commented
Um, I think those are clothes you’re washing.
Trouble the Pirate pontificated
Chris, let me explain what you’re doing wrong… Make Christine wash your cloths…
Christopher the Pyro uttered
I must really be slippin
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
I did wash his clothes for him once to help him out and he complained about the scent of the detergent… which, unbeknownst to him at the time, became the hallmark of the last time I offered to do his laundry. Knowing now that the scent associated with actually using a detergent was obviously foreign to him, I understand that he wasn’t just being an ungrateful prick, he simply was shocked that clean clothes can smell different after they come out of the wash, than they did before. 
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
I don’t remember this.. but it certainly sounds like something that probably happened. 