‘m washing cloths tonight.. and it’s about oh about a year since I have willingly bought detergent for washing my cloths. Oh don’t get me wrong, I don’t go without soap by any means, I just borrow everybody elses fully intending to buy everybody their own replacement bottle … someday. Anyway tonight, I thought to myself.. I wonder if this soap actually has any effect.. or if I or anybody else could tell the difference in a double blind test. My conclusion? It probably has a little effect, but instead of borrowing soap I can just do without unless the cloths are really dirty.. like my gym cloths or if they are grass stained from tussling with Christine in the park… oh.. and lets not forget bloodstains. 
Um, I think those are clothes you’re washing.
Chris, let me explain what you’re doing wrong… Make Christine wash your cloths…
I must really be slippin
I did wash his clothes for him once to help him out and he complained about the scent of the detergent… which, unbeknownst to him at the time, became the hallmark of the last time I offered to do his laundry. Knowing now that the scent associated with actually using a detergent was obviously foreign to him, I understand that he wasn’t just being an ungrateful prick, he simply was shocked that clean clothes can smell different after they come out of the wash, than they did before.
I don’t remember this.. but it certainly sounds like something that probably happened.