A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! “That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.
“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff,Fffff’… and before he could say “Fuck,” the rottweiler ate him!”
Oh my god, that is ff, fff, fff, ffff, fuckin’ fff, funny
Whatever. I don’t think that really happened. Everyone knows the rottweiler would have gone straight for the obnoxious little girl and left the cat alone.
Lol, ffff ffff ffff funny stuff
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Lol to Christine’s comment too
lol.. Funny stuff
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She knows because a rottweiler tried to eat her when she was little.. come to think of it.. one bit her the other day.
Ha ha ha. He’s suggesting I’m obnoxious. At least I wasn’t the one that got us kicked out of the movie theater the other night. Oy ve. 8-|
I didn’t exactly get us kicked out all by myself. I seriously can’t help she is so obediant that when I told her to flash me her boobs she just took her shirt off and flashed the theater. Sometimes she *really* gets into sub role.
LMAO. You guys are a mess.
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You think? I have to agree…