The Stuttering Kitty

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! “That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.

“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff,Fffff’… and before he could say “Fuck,” the rottweiler ate him!”

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9 Responses to The Stuttering Kitty

  1. Rob says:

    Oh my god, that is ff, fff, fff, ffff, fuckin’ fff, funny

  2. Christine says:

    Whatever. I don’t think that really happened. Everyone knows the rottweiler would have gone straight for the obnoxious little girl and left the cat alone. ;-)

  3. Haas says:

    Lol, ffff ffff ffff funny stuff
    Lol to Christine’s comment too :) )

  4. aJ says:

    lol.. Funny stuff :) )

  5. Christopher says:

    She knows because a rottweiler tried to eat her when she was little.. come to think of it.. one bit her the other day. :-?

  6. Christine says:

    Ha ha ha. He’s suggesting I’m obnoxious. At least I wasn’t the one that got us kicked out of the movie theater the other night. Oy ve. 8-|

  7. Christopher says:

    I didn’t exactly get us kicked out all by myself. I seriously can’t help she is so obediant that when I told her to flash me her boobs she just took her shirt off and flashed the theater. Sometimes she *really* gets into sub role.

  8. Erica says:

    LMAO. You guys are a mess. :) )

  9. Christine says:

    You think? I have to agree… ;-)

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