The Stuttering Kitty

Posted on August 21st, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Hilarious.

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter”, she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered”, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. “Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard! “That must’ve been scary”, said the teacher.

“It sure was”, said the little girl. “My kitty went ‘Fffff, Fffff,Fffff’… and before he could say “Fuck,” the rottweiler ate him!”

9 comments.

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Rob the Soldier penned this

Oh my god, that is ff, fff, fff, ffff, fuckin’ fff, funny

August 21st, 2006

Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this

Whatever. I don’t think that really happened. Everyone knows the rottweiler would have gone straight for the obnoxious little girl and left the cat alone. -)

August 21st, 2006

Haas the Addict uttered

Lol, ffff ffff ffff funny stuff
Lol to Christine’s comment too ) )

August 21st, 2006

aJ the Zen Master quibbed this

lol.. Funny stuff ) )

August 21st, 2006

Christopher the Pyro said this

She knows because a rottweiler tried to eat her when she was little.. come to think of it.. one bit her the other day. :-?

August 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

Ha ha ha. He’s suggesting I’m obnoxious. At least I wasn’t the one that got us kicked out of the movie theater the other night. Oy ve. 8-|

August 23rd, 2006

Christopher the Pyro thought this

I didn’t exactly get us kicked out all by myself. I seriously can’t help she is so obediant that when I told her to flash me her boobs she just took her shirt off and flashed the theater. Sometimes she *really* gets into sub role.

August 24th, 2006

Erica the Groupie spake, and sayeth

LMAO. You guys are a mess. ) )

September 2nd, 2006

Christine the Lioness remarked

You think? I have to agree… -)

September 2nd, 2006

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