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nice 
Mia the Groupie penned this
Wow…….that’s just mean.
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
Our readers are a little slow today…
cute…hehe
Haas the Addict thought this
So christine how many did you fool with that story 
Christopher the Pyro added
Not nearly enough… we did better last year
Christine the Lioness remarked
Where the hell have you been, Haas??? You just pop in on April Fools Day to say hi now??? What’s up with that? Haven’t heard much from AJ either… we were starting to think India had fallen into the ocean or something but then we figured we would’ve heard about that.
This one was pretty good… but I think our post for last year was better.
Christopher the Pyro got all philosophical
I wasn’t starting to think India was falling into the ocean… because all of our fucking customer service reps are still there. 
Trouble the Pirate remarked
I agree, last year was better, that was when you got Chris arrested right?… But nicely written Christine. 
Trouble the Pirate mentioned
Oh, just noticed the link… Must be getting old…
Ben the Kingpin added
Christine,
You can always come and join the Rogers Commune ™. I’d treat you nicer. (After you cleaned the house, took care of the kids, brought me dinner and while you were drawing my bath.)
Christopher the Pyro said this
lol…
J the Virgin uttered
Sadly, I know some people who would actually do that. 
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Ben, despite the appeal of that offer… I think I might just be better off on my own… besides, I just read that St. Louis is the “most dangerous” city in the country according to MSN (number of violent crimes per capita).
Benjamin Solah the Virgin quibbed this
I believed it for a sec and then I started to wonder, would you really break up with Christopher and announce in on this blog?
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
What are you talking about.. that is par for the course with Christine.. I mean she usually doesn’t announce she is breaking up with me on the blog but she has announced it a few times… and she breaks up with me on a fairly regular basis. At least once every three weeks.. sometimes more..
Christine the Lioness asserted
Ben, yes I would.
Trouble the Pirate asserted
Christine went to the same school as my girlfriend…
Christopher the Pyro said this
Sorry Trouble.. I’m not allowed to compare Christine to your fucked up girlfriend… it causes the type of stuff I’m always looking to avoid.. (crying, yelling, stabbings)…
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Yikes… after what you’ve said about your g/f, Trouble… I hope not.
But what I was saying yes to is… that if I ever did break up with Christopher (he’s been 100% successful so far in talking me out of it obviously), I would probably announce it on the blog because I would be looking for a brand new Chris to take his place. Just kidding… I could never replace my Christopher… and despite all my prayers for just a normal boyfriend and a normal relationship, God keeps throwing him back into my life… I don’t get it…
Christine the Lioness scribbled
That’s Christopher’s way of saying I’m not like Trouble’s nutty girlfriend without jeopardizing the “male bonding” he can have with Trouble? My question to the both of you is… if we (me and T’s g/f) are sooooo horrible and can’t hold intelligent conversations, and can’t give good lap dances, and can’t cook, and all the other bs… then why does Christopher try so hard to get me to change my mind when I try to break up with him? That part I don’t get…
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
My statement to Trouble spoke volumes.. but only to Trouble.. and other men.. it is well beyond a womans ability to understand the meaning I was trying to get across.
Christine the Lioness asserted
Translation: “I agree with you, Trouble. My girlfriend is also a complete nightmare just like your’s, but I can’t say that here because she will read it and call me on it and then I’ll have to have a conversation I don’t want to have.”
That’s the meaning I got from it. I’m pretty sure I’m not too far off base… but cracking your supa intelligent cryptic code took quite a while.
Christopher the Pyro penned this
I want to know the guy who betrayed us and gave you the key to our complicated guy speak.
Christine the Lioness stated
Well… it wasn’t that hard… I have yet to meet a man who will actually stand up for his woman at the expense of “male bonding.”
The difference between men and women:
Men will talk shit about their women to other men, even if they don’t think badly of their girlfriends/wives, just so other guys will think they’re cool.
Women will lie about their men to other women and tell them how great the guy is, even if they know they’re with a loser, just so their girlfriends will think they’re cool.
Christopher the Pyro penned this
See.. I didn’t even agree and I’m taking shit. lol.
Trouble u suck.
Additionally I don’t agree at all with your statement Christine, I’ve known plenty of women who talk shit about their guy to other girls.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
And you know this because… you were listening on the other side of the door with a cup pressed against it? Or was that the time you dressed up as a woman and went undercover?
There are certainly exceptions to every rule, but I still think in general, my statement holds true. The difference is really in the reaction…
If a guy talks shit about his woman, other guys will empathize for a minute, agree, have a bonding moment, and go on their way. If a woman talks shit about her guy, female friends will start with “Well, why are you with him? You could do so much better, honey…” and it will turn into a two-hour discussion leading to why she should leave him. THEN… those friends will tell all of their friends that so-and-so is stuck with some loser guy because she doesn’t have the self-esteem to know how great she really is and they should all send her supportive emails and stuff so she can finally cut that anchor loose and dump him, all the while, feeling a sense of superiority because at least their guy isn’t “that” bad, so they must be doing something right in their relationships, etc.
Women tend to not be all that honest about it if they’re with a loser– except with their very close friends. A guy could be with the best woman in the world and still complain because if he says to his guy friends who are bitching about their women “but… so-and-so isn’t like that… she’s really great” he’ll be chided and be told he’s pussy-whipped.
Ben the Kingpin uttered
Christine,
Thankfully, I live about 30 miles west of St. Louis in a small, very secure and relatively crime-free area called “St. Peters”.
As for ths comment that you made:
“…and despite all my prayers for just a normal boyfriend and a normal relationship, God keeps throwing him back into my life… I don’t get it…”
Have you ever considered that you might be praying to the wrong god? 
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Are you suggesting I’m a heathen???
Christopher the Pyro thought this
What he means is that you should stop worshiping my dick… however I prefer you on your knees in front of me saying “Oh Lord please bless me with y…” however I think you should keep your heathen ways… besides, as much as Christine wants to pretend I do give her nice surprises on occasion where things work out exactly the opposite of how she thought they would.
Christine the Lioness added
I don’t think Ben meant your dick, babe.
But I will admit that I get bored with “normal” pretty quick. And I wouldn’t trade my Christopher in for anyone else.
Haas the Addict thought this
Ahh nice to know somebody would miss us if we disappeared off the face of the planet
Christine, Aj has just switched jobs 
and recently became an uncle ) so he has not been that active online lately… I dont have much excuses but I do read all your posts 
Christine the Lioness added
Of course we would miss you guys!!! You two have been with us since the start. 
Congrats to AJ on being a new uncle! And I’m glad you’re still reading, Haas… even if you’re just quietly doing it over in the corner.
naisioxerloro the Virgin remarked
Hi.
Good design, who make it?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
Picasso…
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