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aw, what a very cute baby! 
meisha sweetie, u said cristopher didnt like u.. poor baby.. dont worry, i think it’s not bcoz he’s not cat-friendly, it’s just prolly coz you’re a girl 
aJ the Zen Master said this
Nice.. Though I personally like dogs more than cats..
Haas the Addict stated
Im also a Dog person but i dont mind kittens.
Christopher the Pyro added
Jesus.. this cat is the devil.. now she is posting on our site..
Christine the Lioness mentioned
LOL, Lei! I think you might be on to something!
Christopher will change his mind about her being the devil when she donates a kidney and saves his life… or maybe she won’t donate a kidney… I guess it all depends on if he keeps calling her “the devil.”
Laura the Groupie hunt n' pecked this
Christine, as a cat lover I have advice as far as the food. If she refuses to eat it, put it in the microwave. It smells like shit but she’ll eat it. One of my former cats had lucemia, and brain damage, I dont really think she could smell things. But when I put dry catfood in the microwave, she’d smell it alot easier. I guess it’s more apatiseing 
Very cute cat.
Christopher, The thing to remember about cats. If they were big enough they’d eat you.
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Whatever ladies.. the cat is off it’s rocker just like it’s owner.
Christine the Lioness remarked
Good tip, Laura. But it’s the wet food she scarfs down once and then never wants to touch that flavor again. The dry food she actually eats and she seems to like all the dry flavors. Does that microwave thing work for wet food or just dry?
eric the Lil' Devil chimed in with
you would of thought that once the black cat crossed your path leading you to hook up with my boy, you would of sent her away? oh, my fault. now i know to always believe chris! now i see who the trouble maker really is
Laura the Groupie remarked
Both, it just increases the smell. It also works with babys and baby food. (Babysitting my sisters kid and such)
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
Christine for 1. I think you are dilusional talking first person from cat view! 
really i’m shocked i figured as an educated person you were above this… I guess thats what USC’s education gets you when your done eh? You don’t see any of us that went to PSU doing shit like that 2. I don’t think there is a two i think 1 says it all! except maybe how did the rest of succomb to commenting on something like this???? [-( It’s a cat in a dogs world! 
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
Christine…honey before i forget I wanted to congratulate you on an outstanding racquetball game you played tonight! I talk with chris about some stuff on his way home and he mentioned you and he really kicked some ass tonight! Congrats! / He said he won 15-1 what was the score of your game? Justout of curiosity…I’m not bad myself and when I come out next if you wanted to come with us to play I just so I know what I’m up against?
Christine the Lioness uttered
Fucking bite me, Keith. Christopher probably forgot to mention this…
Rob the Soldier spake, and sayeth
Oh my God, Christine has finally begun her descent into the realm of psycho cat lady. Once Chris has finally driven her crazy (congrats on holding out so long already)we’ll find her in a feces-stained apartment with 115 cats. It always starts with one, Christine.
PS. If you want to win at raquetball you can always just play against me.
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
LOL, Rob! As if I needed another thing in my life (besides Christopher) to push me further over the edge… I decide to get a cat that wedges herself behind the heaviest piece of furniture I own… just kidding… I love the little thing… she’s actually very sweet. But one is definitely enough.
aJ the Zen Master commented
#11 Keith, Christine was just being a pussy.. A pussy cat that is 
Christine the Lioness added
*groan*
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
don’t you mean puuuuuurrrrrrrr?
Christine the Lioness pontificated
:>
aJ the Zen Master added
Meow.. I mean Rowwrrrr
Laura the Groupie got all philosophical
Can’t you just see it on there graves though? Right next to each other. “Here lies Christine the cat lady.” and on chris’ “Here lies Chris, he died without his manhood, but atleast he wasnt the cat lady.”
meisha and gemma the Virgin uttered
hi my name is also meisha and this is just my friend gemma. u are cheeky aren’t you . that dude doesn’t sound very nice calling you the devil> and all.
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
You are in good company, Meisha. The feline incarnation of your name is a beautiful, sophisticated, brilliant, loving kitty. And to be honest, yesterday he said– verbatim– that he hates her, she stinks, she’s disgusting. It hurt her feelings a lot. Especially since she’s always had kind of a crush =(( on him… it hurt her mom’s feelings too because she loves that little cat like her own daughter. Meisha is waiting for a written apology from Christopher.
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