The world is my playground. And when I say “world” I mean Christine’s apartment since the day she adopted me. And when I say “playground” I mean an array of beautiful and expensive objects tediously balanced on things like shelves and tables that have been set up as a challenging obstacle course for me to race through when I’m feeling rambunctious.
She likes to photograph me. The above photo was taken as I was deep in thought, reading Chrisvschris. I was trying to figure out a new plug-in, but was having trouble remembering how to code it. And that’s when Christine snapped the picture.
I am often witness to the interactions between Christine and Christopher. He calls me “the devil” and if he’s lying on the sofa and I stand on him, he yells “Earthquake!” and begins to convulse. I don’t find him to be the most cat-friendly person I’ve ever met. I am trying to like him, but he’s making it difficult.
Christine on the other hand, is an angel… and an idealist. Her attempts to toilet train me have yet to be effective. Finding the whole process insulting (I mean, is my litter box really that bad???), I dumped all the litter and cat poop onto the floor by pulling it off the toilet seat. In addition, in the two short months I’ve been here, I’ve also knocked off a lamp in the living room, pulled an open box of corn starch off the top shelf of her cupboard, disconnected her cable box, pulled out the wires for her “mouse” from the back of the PC, and wedged myself behind the dresser in the corner of her bedroom. I also find it interesting to pretend to like a certain type of cat food until she purchases a case of it. Then I decide I’ll never eat that kind again… I love to watch her agonize over which kind to try next… and I enjoy seeing the cans of useless cat food piling up in the kitchen cabinets.
Anyway… Christine told me that the only ones allowed to post on cvc are her and Christopher. So… consider this my introduction and watch for me to comment every now and then.
aw, what a very cute baby!
meisha sweetie, u said cristopher didnt like u.. poor baby.. dont worry, i think it’s not bcoz he’s not cat-friendly, it’s just prolly coz you’re a girl 
Nice.. Though I personally like dogs more than cats..
Im also a Dog person but i dont mind kittens.
Jesus.. this cat is the devil.. now she is posting on our site..
LOL, Lei! I think you might be on to something!
Christopher will change his mind about her being the devil when she donates a kidney and saves his life… or maybe she won’t donate a kidney… I guess it all depends on if he keeps calling her “the devil.”
Christine, as a cat lover I have advice as far as the food. If she refuses to eat it, put it in the microwave. It smells like shit but she’ll eat it. One of my former cats had lucemia, and brain damage, I dont really think she could smell things. But when I put dry catfood in the microwave, she’d smell it alot easier. I guess it’s more apatiseing
Very cute cat.
Christopher, The thing to remember about cats. If they were big enough they’d eat you.
Whatever ladies.. the cat is off it’s rocker just like it’s owner.
Good tip, Laura. But it’s the wet food she scarfs down once and then never wants to touch that flavor again. The dry food she actually eats and she seems to like all the dry flavors. Does that microwave thing work for wet food or just dry?
you would of thought that once the black cat crossed your path leading you to hook up with my boy, you would of sent her away? oh, my fault. now i know to always believe chris! now i see who the trouble maker really is
Both, it just increases the smell. It also works with babys and baby food. (Babysitting my sisters kid and such)
Christine for 1. I think you are dilusional talking first person from cat view!
really i’m shocked i figured as an educated person you were above this… I guess thats what USC’s education gets you when your done eh? You don’t see any of us that went to PSU doing shit like that 
2. I don’t think there is a two i think 1 says it all! except maybe how did the rest of succomb to commenting on something like this???? [-( It’s a cat in a dogs world! :d
Christine…honey before i forget I wanted to congratulate you on an outstanding racquetball game you played tonight! I talk with chris about some stuff on his way home and he mentioned you and he really kicked some ass tonight! Congrats! :d/ He said he won 15-1 what was the score of your game? Justout of curiosity…I’m not bad myself and when I come out next if you wanted to come with us to play I just so I know what I’m up against?
Fucking bite me, Keith.
Christopher probably forgot to mention this…
Oh my God, Christine has finally begun her descent into the realm of psycho cat lady. Once Chris has finally driven her crazy (congrats on holding out so long already)we’ll find her in a feces-stained apartment with 115 cats. It always starts with one, Christine.
PS. If you want to win at raquetball you can always just play against me.
LOL, Rob! As if I needed another thing in my life (besides Christopher) to push me further over the edge… I decide to get a cat that wedges herself behind the heaviest piece of furniture I own… just kidding… I love the little thing… she’s actually very sweet. But one is definitely enough.
#11 Keith, Christine was just being a pussy.. A pussy cat that is
*groan*
don’t you mean puuuuuurrrrrrrr?
:>
Meow.. I mean Rowwrrrr
Can’t you just see it on there graves though? Right next to each other. “Here lies Christine the cat lady.” and on chris’ “Here lies Chris, he died without his manhood, but atleast he wasnt the cat lady.”
hi my name is also meisha
and this is just my friend gemma. u are cheeky aren’t you:). that dude doesn’t sound very nice calling you the devil>:) and all.
You are in good company, Meisha. The feline incarnation of your name is a beautiful, sophisticated, brilliant, loving kitty. And to be honest, yesterday he said– verbatim– that he hates her, she stinks, she’s disgusting. It hurt her feelings a lot. Especially since she’s always had kind of a crush =(( on him… it hurt her mom’s feelings too because she loves that little cat like her own daughter. Meisha is waiting for a written apology from Christopher.