Time Warner Cable has Sunk to a New Low

Posted on December 23rd, 2006 by Christine.
Categories: Pissed Off & Proud of It, True Story.

Let me invite you all to share my pain.

For the last two weeks, my digital phone service with Time Warner has sucked. In the middle of conversations, my calls drop. People try to call me and although it rings forever on their end, it doesn’t ring at all on my end. Christopher has even gotten a recorded message when he’s tried to call that my phone is not accepting calls.

So… it was evident, that since I’m paying for this fabulously reliable phone service, I would eventually have to call Time Warner’s customer service and let them know. I knew it would be painful, but until today… I had no idea what kind of agony a VOIP provider was capable of.

Here’s how my 49 minute trip through hell (yes, 49 minutes) went.

I dial Time Warner’s customer service number, go through the menu until I reach a customer service agent. Tell him the problem. He tells me that he can’t do anything except transfer me to “Third Level” Tech Support. Oooh… lucky me. I get to skip the incompetent retards at level 2 and go straight to 3. For a moment, I think I’m lucky…

EXCEPT. The brilliant folks at level three don’t pick up the call. I’m on hold for 44 minutes before picking up my cell phone and calling Time Warner customer service again. I go through the menu. Reach a customer service rep… and then it gets worse.

Me: Hi. I’ve been on hold for 44, ooh, no, now it’s 45 minutes waiting for third level tech support. And I don’t understand why it’s taking so long.

Rep: Ma’am, I’m sorry for your wait time.

Me: Is that a normal, acceptable wait time to keep customers on hold at Time Warner?

Rep: Let me check. Can I put you on hold?

Me: Sure. By all means.

I wait about 1 minute.

Rep: Ma’am the customary wait time is anywhere between 10 minutes and 45 minutes for tech support. At this time of year, there’s a high volume of calls.

Me: What? Everyone’s phone breaks around Christmas? That doesn’t really make sense.

(Have I ever mentioned that I have no patience for idiots?)

Rep: Hehe. You’re right… it doesn’t seem to be connected to the time of year.

Me: Okay…

Rep: I understand that you’ve been waiting a long time.

Me: Other customers are okay with waiting that long?

Rep: I’m sure they probably are not. I do apologize.

Me: It’s not your fault.

Rep: I know, but on behalf of Time Warner, I’m required to apologize.

Me: So what should I do? Continue to wait? It’s going on minute 47 now.

Rep: Well, maybe I can help you. What problems are you experiencing?

Me: My phone is having problems that started about two weeks ago. Calls are being dropped after about 25 minutes. People try to call me and it just rings forever for them, but my phone doesn’t ring at all… and some people are even getting messages that I’m not accepting calls, but my phone isn’t ringing.

Rep: Okay… I’ll get my troubleshooting guide. Can I put you on hold?

Me; Absolutely.

I wait for about 1 minute.

Rep: Okay… so you said you’re not getting a dial tone, right?

Me: Uh… no, I never said that.

Rep: Oh yeah… it’s the quality of the voice when you’re talking, right?

Me: Um, no. Are you the same person I just described the problem to?

Rep: Yeah… um… what was the problem again?

I repeat it AGAIN.

Rep: Hrmm… yeah, I can’t help you that. Only third level tech support can help you with that.

Me: Yeah… I’m on hold with them. 49 minutes now. Maybe there’s a supervisor I could talk to.

Rep: Well no… anyone you talk to will do what I’m doing.

Me: Which is… basically saying there’s nothing you can do?

Rep: I can only transfer you to third level tech support.

Me: And I’m already on hold with them.

Rep: Yeah. I could send a complaint for you.

Me: Okay. Let’s send two. The first one can be about the problems I’m having with my phone. And the second one can be that I think being on hold for 49 minutes is too long.

Rep: Alright. I’ll send those.

Me: Then what happens? Someone responds?

Rep: Well… uh… I guess it takes 45 minutes after I send it for someone to receive the complaint.

Me: That’s less time than I’ve been on hold.

Rep: I believe someone will call you then.

Me: Yeah, that’d be good because I’m not convinced anyone will ever answer my call. Thanks.

Rep: No problem. Is there anything else I can do?

Me: I think we’ve both come to the conclusion that there isn’t, right?

Rep: Yes… well, you have a happy holiday and thank you for being a customer at Time Warner.

Me: Thanks. Bye.

A few minutes later, Third Level Tech Support did answer. After explaining my problem again, he told me that there seems to be a problem in “my area” and other customers are experiencing the same thing. Despite that, he can’t do anything unless I call him the next time it happens and let Time Warner know right away that someone has tried to call me, but my phone’s not ringing.

Me: So… if my phone doesn’t ring… how…

Tech: Tell everyone that if it happens when they call the land line, they should call your cell phone, and then you can call us and tell us exactly what time it happened so that we have a call sample to look at and then we can figure out what the problem is.

At this point I’m thinking, if you know it’s happening to other people “in my area,” why haven’t you already obtained a call sample and fixed it? But I don’t say that.

Me: Okay.

Then he gives me a secret phone number to call with a secret pin number and once I get through, a secret ticket number so that they can update their tech support order. I write all the numbers down feeling like maybe it would just be a lot less hassle and a lot fewer secret numbers to just switch from Time warner to some other provider.

But I believe in second chances, and apparently when it comes to Verizon (my piece of shit cell provider) I believe in seventh and eighth chances. So surely I can give Time Warner a chance to fix this. Right???

13 comments.

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Christopher the Pyro pontificated

Babe,

You are sooo sooo sooo forgiving I’m totally counting on this fact incase I ever mess up for real and kill your cat or sleep with Angelina.. the real kicker here is that she told me every day that I had vonage how bad it sucked.. and then she signs up with time warner.. )

Anyway that is a horrible experience.. horrible.. at least they were not indian right? (no offense aj, haas)

December 23rd, 2006

Christine the Lioness said this

No… at least it wasn’t a call center in India… but it might as well have been. To try to convince me that the reason the wait is so long for tech support has anything to do with “the time of year” isn’t much better than someone who doesn’t understand English… or else they’d realize when they read it off their list of excuses that it didn’t make any fucking sense.

I realize that customer service jobs suck, people. I had more than a few myself when I was young, but at some point these people need to stop believing that they are trained monkeys and just use their own brains. Listen, then use their own brains to solve a problem instead of scanning a list of troubleshooting issues and reading off a list of excuses.

And by the way… I will not be so forgiving if Meisha “disappears” mysteriously or if I come home and Angelina is in our shower… Just be advised. -)

December 23rd, 2006

Haas the Addict thought this

Hey lets be careful here, your Indian readership is on thin ice I must say P But about customer service I got to agree, sometimes I wonder if going thru the whole process is worth it… I would just rather change providers and give everyone new numbers P

December 24th, 2006

AJ the Zen Master quibbed this

It is always a frustrating experience to talk to customer service, especially of phone companies. I have shouted blasted them more than once when they keep making me wait and try to pin my problem to something else!

And yeah, shouting at them sometimes is a good stress reliever D

December 26th, 2006

La the Virgin stated

My cable company tries to get me to switch every I call to complain about my internet connection. After reading this I know that I keep making the right choice by not signing up my phone service with them.

Thanks! )

December 28th, 2006

Bes Z the Virgin thought this

Time Warner is getting bigger everyday, yet it still has to work on support issues. I’ve been having issues with my cable connection with them, and so far, the customer support people always refer me to someone else or simply tell me to wait out the problem. I was on hold for over an hour and a half earlier this month, and in the end, my problem wasn’t solved. Usually, the problem goes away on its own, but I don’t like the fact that the support center can’t help me with any problem that I have. On top of that, these waiting times have been going on since October and November, well before the holiday season was in full swing. Try calling them to order a new service, and in many cases, you’ll be speaking with someone within three minutes.

It would be interesting for you to follow up on those 2 complaints though and see what they do about them.

December 30th, 2006

Gayle the Virgin got all philosophical

You have just described my frustration with TW. I made the mistake of getting all services from one lousy place - phone, broadband and cable. ALL tech support - and you need it for every item regularly - is an exercise in patience and an experience with incompetence. I HATE THEM! And I am stuck for lots of $$ as well because our system is pretty complex and we had it professionally installed to go with TW. I plan to undo it all soon, back to Verizon, on to Direct TV and TiVO and DSL.

February 19th, 2007

Christine the Lioness said this

I considered that too, but once my anger subsided, I decided keeping them would just be easier than switching everything again. That was, of course, until I just received a notice in the mail about how they are raising their prices but they’re sure we’ll all (the consumers) understand that this is sometimes necessary so that they can maintain “the high quality services they provide.” I about threw up.

There’s a chance I might be moving this summer to a new place, so I figured I’d just hold out and make a decision when I need to start fresh anyway. Good luck, Gayle. I feel ya.

February 20th, 2007

MarkyMark the Virgin stated

I work at Time Warner Cable in Nebraska. We would have put in a tech call and been out there that very day to fix your problem. What city are you in?

May 15th, 2007

kevin the Soldier spake, and sayeth

my time warner digital phone wont ring either, 2 days now still waiting on the tech…. ( (b) (b)

September 22nd, 2007

Christine the Lioness penned this

LOL, MarkyMark.

I’m from Nebraska. Let me just tell you that things are different — much different– in Los Angeles than they are in Lincoln or Omaha. In pretty much every way.

I will say one thing that’s actually a hundred times better in L.A. than Nebraska though… AAA (the auto club). In L.A., they literally come in like 10 minutes. In Nebraska, I think there must be one tech and one tow truck somewhere in western Nebr. and it takes them 3 hours to find you.

September 23rd, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent up'n wrote this

Sounds like a supply and demand issue — many bad drivers in LA = many tow truck operators able to respond )

well, that and the fact you’ve got 55 million miles of interstate/freeways in California… I saw the movie “Speed” I know about California driving! 8)

September 23rd, 2007

Christine the Lioness commented

Ha! Where’s Keanu when you need him?

September 24th, 2007

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