Top Ten Girls Christine Tell’s Me She Wants To Fuck

Posted on March 9th, 2006 by Christopher.
Categories: Top Tens.

10. Alessandra Ambrosio

9. Elisha Cuthbert

8. Natalie Portman

7. Charlize Theron

6. Risario Dawson

5. Jamie Pressly

4. Faith Hill

3. Monica Bullucci

2. Denise Richards

1. Jessica Alba

“The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him; and the surest way to make him untrustworthy is to distrust him and show your distrust.” - Henry L. Stimson

Ya hear that ladies.. you should be able to trust your man with any of the ladies on this list… and not even think twice.. if you distrust him your doomed.

40 comments.

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eric the Lil' Devil up'n wrote this

ok christine since you had jessica alba at #1 you now have my respect and i take back all insults 100%^ ) ^=d>

March 10th, 2006

Ben the Kingpin spake, and sayeth

Trust me, the number of men who can be trusted with these women is about 95% of the world’s male population.
In other words, they would not deign to be with anyone who was not the utter elite in looks and possibilities.
Thus, yes, 95% of the men on this planet could be trusted with them because they would completely reject any advances by those men.

March 10th, 2006

Christine the Lioness pontificated

That doesn’t really make the *man* trustworthy though, now does it, Ben?

March 10th, 2006

Haas the Addict mentioned

Well if he gets a chance with those girls “Lucky” would describe him more D … Cool and “Hot” list @-)… if u catch my drift P

March 10th, 2006

Bob Dorannes the Virgin thought this

Often, looks and possibilities are not what beautiful women are looking for. Charm and confidence will open more opportunities than fat prospects. How often do you see women going home with the guy who brought his stock portfolio? As for these women in particular, yes, they are often in the company of beautiful men. Most of these men are actors or leaders of industry. This gives them a few advantages. 1) They have access to these women. You’ll never get a date with Monica Belluci if she doesn’t know you exist. 2) They have confidence in abundance. It takes a strong personality to rise to the top and stay there. Polls have shown that the number one thing that women find attractive in men is confidence. 3) They have charm. Most of the men who end up going out with these lovely women, are practiced in the art of gentle persuasion.
Of course none of this answers the question, “Can any man be trusted with these women?” I would have to say, “yes.” Most ‘common’ men would be far too intimidated to do more than ask for an autograph.
However, the real issue here I think (since this is Christine’s list), is could Christine be trusted with any of these women?
…and an even more intriguing question–Which of the women above do you think would be most likely to indulge Christine’s fantasy?

March 10th, 2006

aJ the Zen Master mentioned

Wow.. Good choice Christine!
Ps. Why were the comments closed initially? :-/

March 10th, 2006

Christine the Lioness thought this

Come on… you guys… it’s Christopher’s list… I didn’t even know he was going to post this until I logged on last night and even then, I don’t even know who half of these women are. I think the title about these being the women *I* want to fuck has more to do with Christopher’s fantasy than my own… My fantasies involve a muddy football field, Matt Leinart, and Pete Carroll… with me in a cheerleader uniform -)

But going back to something Bob said… I would hope men could be trusted *not* because they don’t have the confidence to get these girls and *not* because they’re not attractive enough to get these girls… but because they love the women they’re already with and have decided to be faithful. Period. A man doesn’t prove he can be a real man when the temptation is easy to resist. He only proves that he’s capable of doing “the right thing” when he’s put in a position where it’s difficult to do the right thing. (I actually got that from this month’s issue of Maxim). Your comments are all proving exactly why women *shouldn’t* trust you guys… I have yet to hear a guy say he can be trusted simply because he’s trustworthy. You’re all putting whether or not something happens based on if the women will find the guy appealing. That doesn’t really do much to help your case if you want to be trusted. I can say that if I were in a committed relationship with a guy I loved, and Brad Pitt begged me to rip off my panties and let him take me doggie style (woof woof)… I wouldn’t. For two reasons… 1. One night of sex with a hot guy isn’t worth giving up a relationship that gives many more benefits, and 2. I’d never betray my guy– my commitment means something. For me… it’s that simple I guess. -)

March 10th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro asserted

That must be my failing right Christine.. lack of confidence.. hrmm lol.. altho Jessica doesn’t seem to complain..

March 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro scribbled

Also.. Christine HAS mentioned.. at least 9 of the 10 women on this list.. and she can’t remember mentioning 10. Alessandra Ambrosio but she did… ALSO I would like to mention.. That I can be trusted .. simply because I’m trustworthy.. and the ONLY reason I didn’t get around to mentioning it was because I was trying to stay out of this debate.. and aJ PLEASE do not open the can of worms as to why the commenting was initially closed.

March 11th, 2006

Bob Dorannes the Virgin stated

Sorry, Kids. I was going from the assumption that the man was not already in a committed relationship. I should have spent more time reading and less ogling.
My wife knows that I appreciate the asthetics of a well-built and -maintained body (male or female), but she also knows that this dog won’t jump the fence. She is everything I want and everything I need. I have no desire to bury a bone in someone else’s yard. (…if you’ll forgive the metaphor.)

March 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness uttered

If you guys really are interested, here’s my REAL list of women I think are hot (even though I’d honestly only fuck the first two… and only to get a really hot guy off if he was watching)…
1. Jessica Alba
2. Rosario Dawson
3. Monica Belluci
4. Scarlett Johannssen
5. Selma Hayek
6. Angelina Jolie
7. Ashley Judd
8. Faith Hill
9. Eva Mendez
10. Victoria Silvstedt

March 11th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil stated

nice addition with eva

March 11th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil penned this

just read your comment bob, right on the $

March 11th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro added

Eric must seriously not feeling good this morning.. Eric.. if you were a dog.. you would be described as a “stray”.. now I KNOW this is because you felt you haven’t meant the right girl…. Eric did give me a mild heart attack once when he told me he didn’t want to come down to Penn State for his weekly roaming and hookup sessions because he had “meant someone” so maybe.. just maybe their is hope for him.. but I kind of doubt it..

March 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness remarked

I think Eric meant comment #5, not comment #10, LOL.

March 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness scribbled

I’d like to point out though… that I’m impressed with everyone’s creativity in the use of dog metaphors in this thread. ) )

March 11th, 2006

Haas the Addict scribbled

Wow love the second list even more ) , I mean 4,5 and 6 are like ^ ) ^ Gods gift to men(and apparently women too) Kudos Christine =d>

March 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness got all philosophical

Hehe. Did you doubt my taste??? -)

March 11th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil stated

yeah i meant 5 ,cmon man ? dog, don’t think i’m fooloish enough to allow a woman that much control

March 11th, 2006

MissIrish the Groupie hunt n' pecked this

man, those women could get male and female
alike…it would be hard to turn them
down myself but I could completely trust
my man with any of those women,there are
bound to be women walking around like
that but there is no problem with window
shopping now and again…you just cant
take any purchases home
if you cant expect your man to look at
another female without thinking he is
going to run off and boink the shit out
of her then you might as well
pronounce him dead at the scene…same
goes with males guys, a girl should be
allowed to look but not oogle @-) or
any obvious facial remarks:-j
so heres a vote towards guys and
trusting them because they will
actually be a man of their word and
say that they wont cheat on you..
dont give them a reason to think
that you are untrustworthy and watch
were it goes….

March 11th, 2006

Christine the Lioness penned this

Wait a sec… weren’t you the same one who was worried about her boyfriend cheating on her with an ugly Asian Dora the Explorer??? I’m guessing your guy’d cheat a lot quicker with Jessica Alba than Dora.

March 11th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil quibbed this

as the shallow man that i am, admittedly, i must say thaat i would gladly be dragged naked over a 100 feet of glass to be with that entire list, now individually the amount of glass would lessen;)

March 11th, 2006

Haas the Addict got all philosophical

eric #19: Dude I wouldnt worry who was in control :-t wrt any of the women in either list being with them is worth losing control over @-)

March 12th, 2006

Keith the Director thought this

For starters…The only girl not in either list which I am disappointed to see is Alyss a Milano! Secondly, I have confidence enough in myself to go and talk with any girl I want to. My confidence has even been considered some cocky. I could give to shits about who they are. If you put me a club/bar, dining hall what have you, and one of the aformentioned ladies would happen to walk in. The last thing I’m going to ask for is her autograph..how old are we here? I would talk to her like I would any other woman and aks her on a date or for her number! Let’s get real here. If you are that intimidated by beauty, and or stardom you don’t deserve to be with those type of girls except for in your wet dreams.

March 12th, 2006

eric the Lil' Devil spake, and sayeth

haas, good point brother, with the quality of ass on that list control issues disappear

March 15th, 2006

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May 21st, 2006

nawaz the Virgin asserted

ver beautifull md…………..mmmmmmmm

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November 22nd, 2006

joseph the Virgin commented

they are all so hott.

November 30th, 2006

Christopher the Pyro scribbled

This is our most popular post on our site. You naughty naughty girl.

January 7th, 2007

sloome the Virgin mentioned

nice

January 10th, 2007

ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this

What about the 10 men ‘tine would like to bang (assuming, of course, that ‘topher approved)?

April 18th, 2007

Christopher the Pyro pontificated

If you look hard enough she has posted on that.

April 19th, 2007

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lets fuck

February 20th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth

Drunk-bloggers…

February 20th, 2008

rajat the Virgin thought this

beautiful

April 12th, 2008

amit the Virgin got all philosophical

hi promise to satisfy the woomen

May 16th, 2008

ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with

Drunk *teen* bloggers…

May 16th, 2008

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May 26th, 2008

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hey sexy 8) 8) p p p p p p x

June 18th, 2008

truong minh thanh the Virgin uttered

O.K…….
(l) (l) (l) (l) (l) x

September 12th, 2008

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