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John1040 the Soldier (59) Trouble the Pirate got all philosophical
‘Walka Walka’ sounds more Fozzie Bearish to me… I’d just like to say that if anyone has plans to kill off the beautiful squaw pictured above, I will volunteer to take her in, feed and clothe her… With an emphasis on clothing […and unclothing] her…
On a side note, I believe I’ve dated many women of the Wacko tribe…
Ben the Kingpin uttered
1/8 + 1/8 + 2/8 = 4/8 = 1/2
1/2 + 3/4 = 2/4 + 3/4 = 5/4.
Are you suggesting that Christine has 1/4 more “stuff” than the rest of us?
And, of course, the men want to know if that extra 1/4 is in the boobs or the caboose. 
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Thanks for pointing out my flawed math… however I am suggesting she does have 1/4 extra stuff.. it’s in the boobs FOR SURE however.. I always figured that extra 1/4 extra stuff.. accounted for why she is such a … “emotional” girl.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Funny… Christopher never thanks me for pointing out his flaws… Alright, so I hate to ruin Christopher’s little fantasy by setting the record straight (but that’s what I’m here for)… my dad’s side is German and Irish, my mom’s side is French and German, and there is a very little– very distant– mix of native American blood in there about five gens back. So despite the fact it’s not exotic enough, I am a white girl. And I’m surprised Christopher thinks the extra quarter is in my boobs since he keeps complaining that they’ve shrunk since I lost weight (they are now small Ds instead of popping out of my bra Ds). The boy is never happy.
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
As you can see her deceptive nature has not only gotten her kicked out of the United States but also relegated her to using IE 6.0
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
Just tell me who the picture is of 
Ben the Kingpin asserted
Christopher, I must reiterate that I live in Missouri, the “Show Me” state. If you make a claim (like Christine having an extra 1/4 of “stuff” in her bra), well, you gotta show me. 
C’mon, man, cough up the pics.
(I mean, after all, I posted all those pictures of my wife for you on my blog: http://www.harshrealities.info/ben )
(Check out November 26th, in case you’re curious…)
Christopher the Pyro penned this
Well Christine just got a new digi camera so maybe we will let me “borrow” it for a photo session… I think it even has a video feature… so stay tuned.
Keith the Director spake, and sayeth
I still wanna know who the hot piece of Indian Ass that is????
eric the Lil' Devil pontificated
that chick is soo hot i would wear moccasins and a feather in my hat while tapping it indian style!
Ben the Kingpin spake, and sayeth
Well I’m Native American too. I was born in the United States. The term Native American is insulting and laughable. Also the term Indian is wrong because it came from mistaken identity made by early Europeans. Go by the name of your tribe, that’s more correct.
Is that your pic? If so you are beautiful woman. Who cares what you are anyway?
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
I prefer Injun, but Christine stops putting out when I chase her around yelling stop you red injun.
Ben2 the Soldier said this
LOL! I read on here there is another Ben, so I want people to know that is not me. I’ll just use Ben 2 from now on.
Ben the Kingpin stated
Please notice that the “Ben” a few comments up is not me, as my link and email address will attest.
I am a native American in that I was born on this continent and my family has been here since the 1600s. However, I also have 1/8 Cherokee coursing through my veins.
The name given to me by the tribal chief was “Earth Shaker”. I was born the morning after a major earthquake (three weeks late, by the by).
Ben2 the Soldier got all philosophical
I let them know that already.
Christine the Lioness remarked
I think that girl is in Apocalypto… not sure though. I just got back from Missouri and it is very late, so I am physically unable to come up with any clever retorts. To be continued…
Christopher the Pyro penned this
She is the girl from New World.
Ben the Kingpin uttered
Christine: You were in Missouri and you didn’t visit me?! I’m insulted! Okay, I’m disappointed.
Next time, though, come over and meet the family.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Sorry, Ben. I wasn’t anywhere near St. Louis. I was actually in Kansas City and it was DAMN COLD!!!!
You’ll never hear me complain about 9 inches… unless we’re talking about snow and that’s exactly what was piled up in a slushy mess everywhere last weekend. 
Vive Los Angeles!
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