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Ben2 the Soldier (56) ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
Yes 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent quibbed this
Why aren’t you devoting your free time to serious thought — like new ways to pleasure Christopher, for instance?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
OK… now you’ve done it. You got me thinking about the whole dancing & music thing with aliens….
What about this scenario: A crowded formal concert hall. The males are all dressed similarly — not unlike the cold-weather flightless bird the aliens have witnessed at the southern pole of this planet — while the females of the species are dressed in a variety of similar, yet individually distinctive apparel. One fat lady stands at the front of the assembled group and shrieks loudly for an extended period of time. Finally, the group (apparently displeased with the shrieking) stands and each member beats their extremities together wildly, driving the fat lady out of the vicinity.
Yeah, that’s opera…
Trouble the Pirate added
In my absence, leave it to PJ to keep the 6 second average going…
All this talk of beating extremities has me exhausted…
I will comment more when the caffeine kicks it into high grind…
Christine the Lioness remarked
I, for one, was surprised that PJ talked about beating extremities in a non-sexual way… but yes, PJ… that’s exactly what I mean. From an outside perspective, that has to be EXACTLY what that looks like…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
What’s with you guys? You all talk like I’m a sex addict or something…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
OK… so all of your sexual comments (which I resent, by the way) got me thinking about the aliens and our sexual habits… can you imagine the alien report to their home planet after visiting Trouble in the cayman islands??
“Gleeb-ngook reporting, sir. Based on our observations of the humanoid that the earthlings call “Trouble the Pirate”, we believe the natives are cannibals. Both the male in question and the 3 females were, apparently, attempting to consumer each other. We have seen similar behavior in the species they call “snakes” — but in those observations the animal attempted to consume it’s prey by consuming the entire body head first. In the case of the humanoids, it appears consumption begins in the lower extreme of the torso and involves much contorting and subdued moaning.”
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
Oops, sorry Trouble! I didn’t mean to dis you — perhaps I should have said
“In the case of the humanoids, it appears consumption begins in the lower extreme of the torso and involves much contorting and screaming to one of several possible supreme deities”.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
You’re starting to creep me out, PJ… 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent penned this
Oh, sure, now that I officially rank 3rd on the list of contributors… NOW I’m starting to creep you out!
Just think of it as “creativity”. The next time you have a writing project for some TV show and you’re stuck with writer’s block, just say to yourself “What would PJ say?”
That will either get you an Emmy or get you fired — or both.
Trouble the Pirate added
Luckily nothing creeps ME out… Well, x’cept Michael Jackson… But that’s normal right? I mean him creepin’ me out, not that he’s normal… ‘Cause he’s not… At least IMNSHO…
Anyways… I really can’t argue with PJ on this one…
Mara the Peacemaker added
Maybe God’s disappointment helps explain the existence of aliens. He got fed up, said fuck it and started over somewhere else in the universe. I don’t think it’s beyond the realm of possibilities.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
As long as he didn’t get so fed up that he told the aliens we were expendable…
Christine the Lioness thought this
BTW… if God said, “Fuck it,” then I don’t see why we’re all making such a big deal about the “F” word.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Christine, you must have been daydreaming in Sunday school… the word was “flock” — not fuck. 
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