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John1040 the Soldier (59) ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
Hmmm, and Christopher hasn’t made one mention of your “crazy eyes” yet… 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent pontificated
Perhaps the sadder commentary is that, aside from Goddess (oops, Lioness) Christine, I only know Rachel Welch and Mariah Carey (and I probably wouldn’t have recognized them without the names present!)
So who are these petty pretenders to your throne??
Christine the Lioness thought this
The only other one I know is Portia DeRossi. She was on one of my fave t.v. shows (”Arrested Development”) and she of course, is also famous for dating Ellen Degeneres.
And I was also surprised that no mention was made regarding the crazy eyes either. Although now he’s come up with code words that won’t piss me off as much… “crazy eyes” are now “expressive eyes” and “psychotic” is now “passionate.”
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
Ahh, that’s true love!! He’s such a lovable, yet messy teddy bear, isn’t he?
(and lest you protest immediately, I WAS thinking messy as in tubers, not facials)
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
Oh, and 1 more thing —
WTF, ‘topher??? Christine gives me bright cheery pictures of herself with other (mostly) attractive women and what do I get from you today?? A story about an unattractive, flat-chested artist??
Dude, you’re losing your touch! *sigh* Me thinks you need to visit Trouble in paradise, man…
Christine the Lioness added
If this is your attempt to get Christopher to post a naked pic of a hot girl by using his competitive tendencies toward me as a tool… it’ll probably work.
And yes, where is Trouble these days? Or Haas and AJ for that matter? Fuckers. 
Christine the Lioness said this
BTW… that comment before last just inspired a new post. 
Christopher the Pyro penned this
While I certainly will need to be posting some pictures of some new hottie.. or maybe old one like Jessica Alba in that fantastic 4 outfit.. My next post is going to be a serious one…. hmm maybe I’ll do the hotties first.
Christopher the Pyro up'n wrote this
I just want to point out that Christine did not follow the instructions on this little program. They ask for a straight on photo that you are not smiling in… (straight lines).
ProphetJoe the Irreverent got all philosophical
But why — virtually everyone else is smiling… ??
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Yeah! 
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
Obviously women don’t listen very well…
Christine the Lioness spake, and sayeth
No… I just don’t have any pictures of me where I’m not smiling. 
YOU are the only one with those kinds of pictures because you take 
of me when I tell you not to, or have no idea you’re about to take one.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
Geez, Christine, now my dirty old mind has conjured up an image of you (in your sexy glasses) looking up at the camera several minutes prior to ‘topher applying your protein skin treatment…
Must… return… to working…
Christopher the Pyro added
Damn you PJ… now I’ve got that image locked in my mind also… ughh.. Christine I hope your up for a treatment tonight…
Christine the Lioness chimed in with
Will that be before or after Guitar Hero???
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
Might I be so bold as to suggest… during Guitar Hero?
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
Are you kidding.. she might chop it off if I disturb her during… she busts out the emotional eyes while playing GH.
Christine the Lioness asserted
I don’t need anything else distracting me from trying to hit that green/blue combination…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent scribbled
Well, ‘topher, I guess we know where you stand in her list of priorities!!
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