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nosebleed the Virgin thought this
Are those grey pants really really tight, or is that just RobotAss from the year 2069?
Christine the Lioness asserted
BTW– just a guess… but I don’t think that girl with the gray pants is a virgin…
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
A couple reasons for the guys to stay virgins:
1. Hooking up when your older is much less work and hassle..
2. Older girls are much sluttier and like it in the ass from the start.
3. Older women are much cooler with casual sex and don’t expect you to actually like them in order to have sex with them.
Christine the Lioness scribbled
There is no reason for a guy to stay a virgin. There’s nothing more annoying than having to “teach” a guy how to do things or fake an orgasm because he’s clueless. My personal experience is that the older a guy gets, the harder it is for him to keep up sexually… boys need all the practice they can get. Let the other women train them, so by the time they get to me, they know what the hell they’re doing instead of them fumbling around and saying every five minutes, “How’s that?,” “Is that good?”
GeekThug the Groupie added
I’ve never done anyone in the poop shoot.
What’s the big deal?
Wouldn’t it feel the same if it were a man? I mean, one brown eye is just as good as another. I figure if you were to throw in a hairy ass, balls slapping your balls, its a dude then right? But a guy will never have a nice proper vagina … and that’s what I’m after. Hot wet squack not dry stinking shit hole.
I still don’t get it, what the big deal of going in though the out door, plugging up the sewer pipe, rubbing little big man with turds, or paying prison.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
I don’t get the big deal either… God gave me a nice, tight, little bing bang for a man’s coital pleasure. It stretches to accomodate most Caucasian guys without making me shit blood for three days or need to bite on a stick when getting fucked.
GeekThug the Groupie scribbled
“shit blood for three days” … Lord have mercy on your ass. You haven’t gone back for seconds after that have you? Blood comming out of any hole that doesn’t use pads is not good.
Christine the Lioness asserted
Nope… now I just figure if he ain’t happy with pussy and hummers… there are plenty of guys who are.
jocie the Virgin stated
I think the concept and definition of being a virgin has changed dramatically over the years. If you’ve had your anal cherry popped but not your vaginal one, then are you still considered a virgin?
Christine the Lioness commented
Good point, Jocie… I think in most cases, the concept of being a virgin has to do with never having had sex instead of which sex acts you’ve done specifically and which ones you haven’t… so you’re suggesting that there are girls out there who have chosen to have anal sex without having vaginal sex first??? After that experience, I can’t imagine they’d be too eager to try vaginal sex. OR… maybe then they’d really be eager. LOL! But you make a good observation!
I JUST RECENTLY GAVE IT TO MY FIANCE THROUGH HER ASS AND IT WAS GREAT. AND WE DID IT NICE AND SLOW AS NOT TO HURT HER, AND SINCE THEN- WE’VE DONE IT ABOUT 5 TIMES.
Christine the Lioness quibbed this
Hrmmm… are you sure it’s not just that you have a micro-tiny dick?
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
ouch.. lol. Christine be nice!!
Nora the Virgin said this
I’m still a virgin and I have to remember that pick-up line 
I told one guy once I still was and he stared at me for at least 2 minutes, absolutely speechless, and then he was all eager to show me how it’s done. The reactions are actually quite funny to watch sometimes. Hee.
kyle the Groupie mentioned
anyways cant girls keap their clamper all nice and tight by excercising that muscle (i know guys can do the same to help have more control over themselves)……
Penatonlon Leindgvist the Virgin thought this
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