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John1040 the Soldier (59) eric the Lil' Devil pontificated
women? i think all women should be allotted midol and prozac sponsered by the gov. this is obviously another case of girls gone wild the reality show
Keith the Director scribbled
hah that’ sno reason tp fire anyone…if anything you would be working overtime to make flights more exciting for the ppl in coach. We all know how cramped and boring it is back there. Excting flight attendants especially ones who look good to keep us awake would make my flight more enjoyable! Good going girl 
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
Ha! I have to agree with the need to make coach more exciting. I swear… paying $5 for shitty headphones to watch a movie I’ve either seen before or never bothered to rent on a 4-inch screen, or off those low-grade drop down monitors… doesn’t equate into a great experience for me either. Now the food… for another $5 you can buy a colorful box with a few crackers, some cheese spread and maybe a packaged cookie from a cookie manufacturer you’ve never heard of before if the microscopic bag of peanuts isn’t enough for ya… or if you don’t want to pay $12 for a burger and fries at the airport McDonalds. Somebody needed to do something to make these people appreciate life…
Christopher the Pyro stated
Is there any doubt now.. this is the same woman who stabbed me??
Christine the Lioness thought this
Considering his post is titled “Why I was Fired from Being a Flight Attendant Last Year,” (which would have been March of 2005, since we’re in 2006)… and yet the date on the article that he plaguerized about some other crazy flight attendant is dated 3/1/2004… that would mean they waited a whole year to fire me for that little mishap. And if you also note that last year I would have been 31, not in my 20s… there’s further proof that Christopher basically makes shit up. Not only does he make shit up… when he can’t think of something creative, he just scours the internet for news that he can copy and post. Now… let me ask again… do you really think I stabbed him???
eric the Lil' Devil penned this
listen, coach should involve lap dances and happy endings
Christopher the Pyro pontificated
Eric,
Explain to Christine where you live.. she can’t understand it’s in the middle of nowhere.
Keith the Director stated
I like eric’s idea to spice up coach…$200 plus dollars would defintely b worth the price then! 
Oh and yeah ummm…christine I can vouch for what chris says even before eric replies. Just picture a desolate place in the woods where their grocery store is 200 ft by 300 ft. and there is no cell reception. The cool thing to do is get in your car and drive 20-25 mins down black lightless mountain roads to go to wal-mart to try and score some ass! does that about sum it up bro. By the way i’ll be back up to visit you in a couple weeks hehe
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