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John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness scribbled
So dogs are better because… they will hump a series of plastic balls melted together that look absolutely nothing like another dog??? At least my dildo looks like an actual penis… except that it’s purple… and much, much bigger… and it has six speeds… and… nevermind. 
I highly doubt that dogs invented these sex toys for themselves… I have a feeling some dog owner decided to create them because he was getting sick of the dog always trying to hump his leg.
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
Your just jealous because a cat would never think of something this clever.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent said this
At least my dildo looks like an actual penis… except that it’s purple… and much, much bigger…
OUCH — that’s below the belt (yes, pun intended)
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
In the last picture…
the little guy is really giving it to “her” — look at the facial expression on the cute little 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent hunt n' pecked this
I shall leave one more comment tonight, which *should* tie me with Mara’s comment count…
Mara the Peacemaker commented
ProphetJoe…you are something else 
ProphetJoe the Irreverent uttered
I have enjoyed participating in CvC SO MUCH this week and I wanted to thank you all. You see, I found out on Tuesday that a family friend was killed in the Virginia Tech shootings on Monday and I’ve had a hard time accepting it. She was 18 (her birthday would have been next Tues) and she won’t be with us any more and that sucks royally. Anyway, coming here and reading about your little slice of reality has been one of the few releases for me this week and I just wanted to say Thanks.
PJ
P.S. — If you would like to learn a little about her, visit my URL.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent thought this
Curse that cunning Mara! She out commented me while I was waxing eloquently (or trying to anyway).
You’ll pay for this young lady!
Mara the Peacemaker pontificated
Dude, it’s not that serious. Comment away, please!
Btw, I did visit your site and please accept my condolences. I lost my baby brother four years ago (he was shot, crazy person, etc) and I still have bad days. Just take everything one day at a time. Or an hour at a time, whatever works for you.
Christine the Lioness penned this
I’m sorry to hear about both of your losses. I’m really glad we brought at least a little humor and light-heartedness to your week, PJ. Christopher and I very much enjoy this little community of readers we’ve had a hand in bringing together — people who do have a good sense of humor and aren’t so scared or closed minded that they can’t discuss issues with people who come from very different viewpoints. Christopher and I both really value that characteristic in people.
I hope decide to continue to hang out on our blog and comment as much as you want!
ProphetJoe the Irreverent chimed in with
Thank you ‘tine!
I will surely hang around longer if you post more pictures of your bOObs, or was it bQQbs? Anyhow, I just *know* that ‘topher has photographed an videotaped you in the nude, so there ought to be plenty of material to work from… get busy!
No, Christopher, THAT’S not what I meant when I said “get busy”!!!
Btw, passed Mara today 
Christine the Lioness added
I’m not sure Mara cares, but congratulations PJ…
Christopher the Pyro asserted
I surely do have vid’s and plenty of pics but posting them would preclude me from ever posting anymore.
Mara the Peacemaker uttered
Lol, Christopher.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
OMG… the boy actually does listen. It would also preclude him from various other activities he seems to enjoy partaking in…
Christopher the Pyro uttered
Mostly sleeping soundly with a clear conscience.
ProphetJoe the Irreverent spake, and sayeth
Pfft! Those are more of her idle Threats ‘topher.
Post ‘em. Be a — Don’t be a 
(Come on, Trouble! Add to the peer pressure 
)
ProphetJoe the Irreverent added
Dang — Mara pulled ahead again *sigh*
Mara the Peacemaker added
PJ, seeing how this is obviously so important to you, I will not post for the remainder of the day.
Christopher the Pyro quibbed this
lol..
Well she told me last night “if I don’t lke her stubble that I can go rub someone elses leg” which I promptly took her up on at the local strip club with Jazmin…
Christine the Lioness penned this
Actually… here’s what happened (Christopher gets stuff twisted):
Chris was rubbing my leg as we were lying there watching t.v. and…
Christine: Do my legs feel like sandpaper?
Chris: No… they feel nice.
Christine: I forgot to shave today. They probably have stubble.
Chris (mimicking me): If you don’t like my stubble, go rub someone else’s legs! (this by the way was a reference to the night we were fighting and I told him “If you don’t like me standing up for myself, go find someone who’ll keep her mouth shut and let you treat her like shit!” He apparently remembered that comment.
So that’s where his little stubble jab came from. I’m pretty sure he didn’t go to any strip clubs because when I left last night, he was sound asleep with the t.v. still blaring.
Although 4 of his last 10 comments have had something to do with strip joints… so maybe the boy has strippers on the brain…
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Really 4/10.. oh that is one of those stats that is made up on the spot!
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Actually it’s not one of THOSE stats… but I think the whole strip club obsession came from the fact that his boss hired him a stripper to come to work last week for his birthday. Ever since then, every conversation some how leads to strippers…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent mentioned
so maybe the boy has strippers on the brain…
Better to have strippers on the brain, than a stripper on the face, wouldn’t you agree?
WTF, where do you work that your BOSS would hire a stripper for you?? I mean, I work in a pretty liberal institution, but strippers?? No way!
Did she have good QQ’s?
ProphetJoe the Irreverent commented
PJ said, living vicariously through ‘topher and his strippers…
Hey, I passed Mara again!
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
When you make people rich enough.. things like having strippers at work.. really aren’t all that taboo anymore. I don’t have strippers on the mind in fact she was pretty much the worst stripper I’ve ever seen and I’m really glad I didn’t spend my money on her.
Trouble the Pirate mentioned
Christine… All conversations should lead to strippers… Matter of fact, Chris, how about a little ’stripper emoticon?’
Christopher the Pyro thought this
I just found another reason why Dogs are cooler than cats.
DOGS ALLOWED
Googlers are permitted to bring their dogs (but not cats) to the workplace.
Trouble the Pirate quibbed this
I thought we were talkin’ ’bout strippers…
Christopher the Pyro mentioned
I’m making an attempt to reduce my stripper talk from 90% of the post to less than 50% so Christine can quit saying that I reference either lesbians or stirppers in every post. She thinks I’m obsessed or something.. and on top of that she thinks there is something wrong with being obsessed…
Trouble the Pirate remarked
50% lesbians, 50% strippers… Sounds good to me bro… Roll with it…
ProphetJoe the Irreverent asserted
What about lesbian strippers? Does that float Christine’s boat??
eric the Lil' Devil scribbled
lesbian strippers is a road already travelled by all the guys that partied at psu bro! it’s all about dime pieces that haven’t had more vd than a 2 dollar hooker 
Christopher the Pyro remarked
Eric, I have NO idea what your talking about bro. Christine has informed me that PSU is the exception when it comes to parties, strippers, lesbians and wild nights and here I thought that is what college was like for everybody. Seriously tho, 49% of my posts can end in strippers and 49% in lesbians, that will keep either from being the majority and keep Christine from being able to say the MAJORITY of your posts focus or are about strippers.
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