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John1040 the Soldier (59) Christine the Lioness pontificated
Actually, they’re 34Ds… 
Trouble the Pirate asserted
Even better…
What’s this about “stabbing”? 
Ben the Kingpin penned this
Sorry, that last post was mine, I didn’t notice the little boxes for personal information above the comment box. 
Ben the Kingpin pontificated
Still curious about that “stabbings” thing…
you people need all the help you can get!!! your going to hell!!!
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Okay, let me clarify for the 100th time (because I have nothing better to do)and apparently there is a need because Christopher’s friend Rob actually believed him when Christopher wrote that I stabbed him… I figured of all people to get Christopher’s warped sense of humor, it would be Rob. But apparently not, so I can’t expect the rest of you all to get it either…
I DID NOT STAB CHRISTOPHER.
That story is as fictitious as Santa Claus. He made up the scenario, the dialogue, and the stabbing. I went along with it because I thought it was funny, not thinking people would really believe it.
We’ve had some crazy fights for sure… but he’s never hit me (another thing he jokes about) and the worse I’ve done is punch him in the stomach… which didn’t really cause him to double over or anything… (aren’t people supposed to double over when they get punched in the stomach?) Chris didn’t even move really… so I don’t think it hurt him (even though I fully realize I shouldn’t have done it). So hate to disappoint you Ben… but that was one of those stories that Christopher wrote because he likes to start shit. On the other hand… all my stories in the ‘True stories’ category are true stories. I don’t need to take the creative liberties that Christopher does.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Honestly I’m sure she actually believe’s her last statement, she has the ability to completely black out when she has done something really crazy.. she is like.. I never did that.. what are you talking about. It’s all good tho, takes more then a stabbing to my shoulder to slow me down. Don’t worry Christine, if I havn’t called the police on your crazy ass yet, I probably never will.
eric the Lil' Devil asserted
knowing chris as i do 36 or 34 is really ranked #1 but for comedic effect he inverted them
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Well I think the humor was that the 36 Ds… were #2… get it??? 
Christopher the Pyro asserted
Actually I just didn’t want to hurt her titties feelings sooo I made sure to put them on the list and left her good cooking off the list.
eric the Lil' Devil said this
nice
Christine the Lioness added
He knows how “sensitive” my titties can be… that was very thoughtful of him.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
It was thoughtful.. and she tells me I’m a meanie
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