Why I keep Christine Around, Despite the Stabbings
10. She has a great ass.
9. She is a really honest and great person who teaches me about morals
8. I like her laugh
7. She’s sometimes enlightened about random things and I learn something (ex// grammar)
6. I enjoy beating her at Chess, Racquetball and all other “sports”
5. She has a nastier mind then me which just amazes me on so many levels
4. She is by far the most expressive and interesting woman I’ve known in my 28 years
3. She’s pretty tough and can take a punch but she doesn’t like that spot on the back of her ankle being grabbed.
2. 36D’s
1. I’m scared what she might do if I don’t… j/k Christine.. really
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Actually, they’re 34Ds…
Even better…
What’s this about “stabbing”? :O
Sorry, that last post was mine, I didn’t notice the little boxes for personal information above the comment box.
Still curious about that “stabbings” thing…
you people need all the help you can get!!! your going to hell!!!
Okay, let me clarify for the 100th time (because I have nothing better to do)and apparently there is a need because Christopher’s friend Rob actually believed him when Christopher wrote that I stabbed him… I figured of all people to get Christopher’s warped sense of humor, it would be Rob. But apparently not, so I can’t expect the rest of you all to get it either…
I DID NOT STAB CHRISTOPHER.
That story is as fictitious as Santa Claus. He made up the scenario, the dialogue, and the stabbing. I went along with it because I thought it was funny, not thinking people would really believe it.
We’ve had some crazy fights for sure… but he’s never hit me (another thing he jokes about) and the worse I’ve done is punch him in the stomach… which didn’t really cause him to double over or anything… (aren’t people supposed to double over when they get punched in the stomach?) Chris didn’t even move really… so I don’t think it hurt him (even though I fully realize I shouldn’t have done it). So hate to disappoint you Ben… but that was one of those stories that Christopher wrote because he likes to start shit. On the other hand… all my stories in the ‘True stories’ category are true stories. I don’t need to take the creative liberties that Christopher does.
Honestly I’m sure she actually believe’s her last statement, she has the ability to completely black out when she has done something really crazy.. she is like.. I never did that.. what are you talking about. It’s all good tho, takes more then a stabbing to my shoulder to slow me down. Don’t worry Christine, if I havn’t called the police on your crazy ass yet, I probably never will.
knowing chris as i do 36 or 34 is really ranked #1 but for comedic effect he inverted them
Well I think the humor was that the 36 Ds… were #2… get it??? :d
Actually I just didn’t want to hurt her titties feelings sooo I made sure to put them on the list and left her good cooking off the list.
nice
He knows how “sensitive” my titties can be… that was very thoughtful of him.
It was thoughtful.. and she tells me I’m a meanie