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Caxamova the Missionary (64) Christopher the Pyro thought this
1. No but it does try to encourage left-wing ones.
2. True, but bush is only hated in countries that really don’t matter anyway.
3. That airplane was probably going there anyway! 
4. No but I assure you it could have been convicted of much worst!
5. Maybe not campaign contributions from Kenneth, but well we don’t want to get into the contributions it has elicited.
6. Yes.. your pussy is misguided but I’m working on that.
7. True
8. Your pussy sure does have deep thoughts.
9. No just Hollywood
10. Which is still entirely too much if you ask me.
11. But it has helped more then one guy go broke.
12. She prefers Republicans in bed because they aren’t a bunch of whinny little bitches.
Christine the Lioness stated
Okay, okay… it’s true. My pussy does prefer Republicans… but that’s only because they’re such HUGE DICKS!
truth addict the Virgin quibbed this
I must admit it would be quite a sight to see your pussy, or any pussy for that matter, fly in and land on a Air Craft Carrier. I smell Pay per Veiw, or is it tuna? Anyway how do I get some of those panties for my liberal wife? She would love’em.
Maddie Dog the Virgin penned this
Ah - but those that seem to be anti-Bush seem to be pussies in reality.
Christine the Lioness added
Dear Truth Addict… here’s the link for those supa cool panties…
http://www.cafepress.com/cp/browse/Ne-25_N-3949+1301_bt-1
And here’s another link for your wife… in case you want to take care of that tuna problem…
Christopher the Pyro penned this
Actually I thought the reason she like Republicans was that most liberal guys are gay.. go figure.
Loy the Virgin scribbled
Killer post. Keep up the good work.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Thanks, Loy.
carla the Virgin penned this
unbelievably childish and slutty. I hope you dont have children
And please dont do like the last Bush hater did when All I had done was comment that she has no proof with her entry of off the wall claims. She too wanted email addresses before one could comment. She emailed me three times. You I wonder about even more because this blog is much more childish. Stop and think for a minute of how bad you are making Democrates feel. Don’t you want a Democrat in the White house in 2008? Commom sense will tell you this is a stupid way to do it.
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
Childish and slutty?
Are there a lot of children writing blogs that compare their pussies with the president? Hmmm… I wasn’t aware.
Christopher the Pyro added
Carla - Have a sense of humor, Jesus Christ - I think you will be my inspiration for my next post.
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
Carla,
Ok.. after rereading your post I realized how misinformed you are about blogs. Wordpress (the foundation on which this blog has been built, the default asks you to ask for an email.. thise keeps DUMBASS people who want to spam our blog with advertisements from just posting. So before you would think Christine or I would waste an email beating you down or belitting your opinion for anything you had to say about anything please realize.. that I would much rather do it here.. for the whole world to see… Bi-aaaatch
That was an awesome post christine!
Benjamin Solah the Virgin up'n wrote this
that was me by the way
Christine the Lioness scribbled
Thanks, Benjamin. 
Jo the Virgin added
Don’t you think that blogs are fab - couldn’t anyone/everyone see that there was meant to be just a snip of humour in a post entitled “Why my bush is better than our president?” I’m not American and I laughed and laughed & am now jealous as all hell that Tony Blair (who is competely crap and pants!) doesn’t have a better name to play around with!! Thanks Chris (both of you) - you make me chortle!!
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Anytime, Jo! And they say the Brits have a dry sense of humor… bullocks! “Couplings” proves the British sense of humor is keen, and fucking Carla up there proves there are a lot of dumbass, uptight, overly sensitive Americans. From what I hear, Mr. Blair won’t last too long… so maybe you’ll get someone with a name you can really work to a comedic advantage. If not… then seriously… you could always just make fun of the Queen.
Jerome the Virgin scribbled
That’s a fun post!
You really have to be pitied with that kind of dumb and corrupt government … but perhaps next time it’ll be better again.
Dr. Forbush the Virgin mentioned
This is the funniest post I’ve seen on your blog so far. Keep it up, I always need to grin from time to time.
Christopher the Pyro stated
Obviously you havn’t gotten to mine yet
Christine the Lioness uttered
Yes, Christopher. He’s seen the entire site and my post is the funniest and I think he also meant to say it was the most thought-provoking and clever, too. So you’re just going to have to deal with it…
Christopher the Pyro chimed in with
Actually I think he meant my response.
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Perhaps… but without my post, your response would be meaningless. And he did say it was the funniest “post,” not funniest “response,” so I’m going to assume the compliment was for me. Nice try though.
Lei the Mercenary up'n wrote this
i just love this. u go guys
Christine the Lioness stated
Thanks, Dish.
Todd the Virgin spake, and sayeth
Wha’? This makes no sense. Sounds like your pussy also makes many wild assumptions. Truth is, if we wanted to take over the world, we would’ve done it in the Reagan years.
OTTMANN the Virgin spake, and sayeth
How About all of Clintoon’s trips to the EU and his $200.00 haircuts? Oh, and let’s not forget about the 2 buildings, 4 planes, and Pentagon building he destroyed. Oh yeah, and his recession and Enron along with Global Crossings and World Com corporate corruption that all took place on Clinton’s watch!
Est. lowball price… $3 TRILLION… That bastard should HANG from a ROPE with all the dumbshit libs who voted for him!
OTTMANN the Virgin said this
I’ve got 2 more words…. ABLE DANGER.
Christine the Lioness remarked
Ottie, darling… I’ll let you in on a little secret… I was the one who cut Clinton’s hair, and he didn’t pay me $200.00 for it. He paid $40.00 for the haircut, and $160 for the blow job I gave him in the Oval Office later that day. I’m so fucking sick of you conservatives twisting shit around. Get it right for Christ sake!
Christopher the Pyro scribbled
Common Christine, your much to cute to pass for that ugly slut monica…. I really wouldn’t want to associate myself with her.. giving me the shivers here… nnnasssty.
Christine the Lioness stated
Thanks for the compliment, but who said I was Monica? You think Bill was monogomous to his mistresses???
Christopher the Pyro spake, and sayeth
I was refering to the fact that billy boy has pretty shitty taste in women, Hiliary and Monica are two of least desirable women around.. you would think that being the president you would at least get you laid by angela or something. Besides we all know you don’t sleep with democrates.. they are too pussy for you.
Alex the Groupie scribbled
“bing bangs?” You can tick off twelve points of somewhat mature discussion, beginning with the words, “my pussy…” but you can’t come up with a synonym better than “bing bang?” Yeesh!
Christopher the Pyro said this
Alex,
You have to understand.. she has a somewhat limited vocabulary. I think the day she came up with “bing bangs” she couldn’t reach me on the phone for something original and fantastic. Right cc?
Christine the Lioness mentioned
Actually… I got “bing bangs” from a Canadian female comedian that I saw doing stand up and thought it was the perfect phrase to describe our… well… bing bangs. Besides… even if you’ve never heard the term before, you know what it means, right?
Christopher the Pyro thought this
I have no idea what bing bangs is… that phrase does not make sense.
Christine the Lioness penned this
It’s the little “bing” that gets “banged.” Get it now?
Christopher the Pyro stated
No I guess I’m too innocent.
knicky the Virgin hunt n' pecked this
thank you for saving me from blog explosion boredom…that was the funniest thing i’ve read all day!!!
Christine the Lioness uttered
You’re welcome, Knicky. If you think that’s funny, check out the posts under Sex & Relationships. Those are some of the best in my opinion.
Haddock the Virgin got all philosophical
That was really funny……and so true!…..the rest of the world is kinda getting a bit nervous of the Bush Admin & Religious right.
Devon the Virgin stated
Right on, Chris!
You are so spot-on with this!
Cellounge Admin the Virgin quibbed this
Some folks took this post to seriously. just like TV, if you don’t like it change the channel. By the way I agree with everything you said.
One point is republicans are jealous that they couldn’t get a blow job in the oval office. They are to uptight, I mean conservative.
Ferris Bueller said “You can stick a lump of coal up a republicans ass and in a week you would have a diamond.”
Ok I added a little to that, but its true.
Christine the Lioness stated
You mean if we don’t like something, we can change the channel? Because I thought if we don’t like something, we’re supposed to get into an uproar over it and try to get it banned so that no one can see it– because hey, if we don’t like it, then obviously no one else would ever like it either, right? I mean, God forbid other people should have the right to decide for themselves what they want to read or not… I agree. People need to fucking relax and accept that not everything everyone else does or says has to be acceptable to them. If you can’t laugh about your pussy and politics, what can you laugh at?
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Paul the Virgin asserted
omg that is some funny shit HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Christopher the Pyro added
Cellounge
I’m pretty sure Republicans get laid and blown way more the Democrates, because from my experience liberals are pussies and girls arn’t attracted to pussies. On the other hand we are just smart enough not to get caught getting blown in the oval office.
rush the Virgin added
unfortunately bush wouldnt know what to do with bush.
great blog I am bookmarking it right now
Christine the Lioness got all philosophical
LOL, Rush! Unfortunately, that’s not true… he did manage to procreate… twice.
Ranting Tommy the Virgin pontificated
This is hilarious, especially the little cheerleading righties claiming that liberals are pussies. Nevermind that none of them are signing up to go fight in Bush’s illegal war. Nevermind that Bush, Cheney, O’Rielly, Limbaugh, Hannity, Wolfowitz, and many other right wing heroes all avoided combat during Vietnam.
Republicans are a bunch of chickenhawks that don’t even realize that their pResident was a cheerleader from Connecticut, just pretending to be a cowboy.
I just wonder which member of the Village People little George will dress up as next.
Christopher the Pyro hunt n' pecked this
Ranting… how exactly did you come to the conclusion the war in Iraq is illigal.. on what basis exactly.. onto a second point that the majority of the people serving in the war and military are Republicans it somewhat diminishes your point.. (republicans have won the actual military vote for 80 years). So if that is the best ammo ya got.. maybe you should stick to being a liberal pussy who doesn’t get laid… (at least not by members of the opposite sex).
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
Be nice, Christopher…
fuzzit the Groupie said this
This is an awesome post.
Suldog the Virgin remarked
Any post that starts off with “My pussy…” has to be good!
Graham the Virgin penned this
Hilarious stuff. You guys have a very cool website .
Christopher the Pyro said this
Thank ya Graham
Danny the Virgin asserted
7. My pussy looks good on film.
I highly doubt this without actual empirical proof!
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MsFreud the Virgin said this
I just love it when the self-righteous assbags get on my site an flame me for what I write! (I loved the hardcore Christian who got on mine and flamed my Darwin post.)
Carla needs to get laid… so her pussy can stand for something too.
Christine the Lioness hunt n' pecked this
LOL!!!
Christine the Lioness stated
By the way… nice try, Danny.
Christine 2 the Mercenary stated
eric the Lil' Devil got all philosophical
ok christine chris told me about this topic when you wrote it and i’ve finally seen it i can’t even bag on you it was good,… props
freaked out... the Virgin commented
Now this post is actually funny…
Christine the Lioness stated
Of course it is… I wrote it.
Crazy the Virgin asserted
me choose that pussy
Christine the Lioness asserted
Thank you for your vote, craze. Everyone counts in this democracy.
bullshattuck.com the Virgin penned this
Wow. Wow.
One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the topic of Bushes in I-dont-know-how-long.
SD the Virgin scribbled
Hilarious !! 
Christine the Lioness up'n wrote this
You, Christine, are an embarrassment to the name. Real writers don’t use profanity (like variations on the word ‘feline’) to make what is, in fact, a pathetic point. This comment is four years after the fact, but you really are an amazingly ridiculous woman.
sarah the Groupie chimed in with
go suck your moms pussy bitch!
just kidding
ProphetJoe the Irreverent stated
God I miss this site sometimes…. but I would certainly agree that Christine’s pussy is better than our President — and I’ve never met either one in person!
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