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What Christopher obviously doesn’t understand is… that shopping is “an experience” for women, sort of like barbequing for six hours so that you can get the same baby back ribs you could have just ordered and picked up from a BBQ restaurant is for guys. And the truth is… we can tell you only spent 6 minutes picking out your pants because we’re the ones you ask to return them when you realized you got the wrong size.
Christopher! If you are making Christine return clothes then you are missing out on something else you can be better at than Christine. Think, most clothing stores employee women, women don’t particularly care for other women and don’t like to take returns from them. I’d be willing to bet that you can easily return things that they won’t take back from Christine. My wife has given up even trying and makes me do it. All you have to do is get that sad look on your face and say “I bought it as a gift and she didn’t like it”… works everytime!
Yes, Kevin. You’re right. Women are downright evil to other women, especially those that are working in clothing stores because they’re jealous that they’re selling the clothes and the rest of us have the money to buy them. But in terms of Christopher ever really getting better than me at much of anything… come on… I mean, he beats me in chess… and arm wrestling… but that’s about it. It’s nice of you to try to give him hope though.
Ya know…
The only good thing I can say about Christine is that she knows her role, she knows that hse is to return my clothing and have dinner cooked and server me up blow jobs on demand…… I find clothing stores a fastic place to pick up women…. (truth be told).
Great. Maybe he can find one there that will return his clothes (ooh, maybe even pass on her 25% discount), cook dinner, and blow him. Of course she probably won’t be able to support him on her meager little hourly wage at Gap… but hey, maybe around Christmas when she’s making pretty good commission…
good luck with that, Christopher.
Anyone know any guys interested in dating a hot, smart, funny, blonde who’s pulling bank? Looks like I’m available…
lol!
I didn’t say there were a good place to find a gf… that is a whole nother story.
Hey I use “nother” .. I think we had a reader bitching bout that word the other day!
I’m sure that’s why you did it.
That is the funniest diagram I have seen yet!
LOL! This is crazy, funny and so true!
fatal flaw in the diagram; man supposedly hetrosexual, hence the lack of diversion, is shopping at gap. really????
Ohhhhh Christopher – I just KNEW that “nother” was for me!
See I told you it was a word!
Only gay men shop at GAP? I beg to differ… my gay friends are much more partial to Abercrombie and Fitch. The straight boys I know are GAP all the way.
hey now….. everyone knows that we would enter through sears glance at the tools we REALY need at the moment and buy them…. then straight to gap then straight back through sears to the car to home where you have to explain all your new goodies.
Buying tools implies that you actually do something useful around the house… I guess that’s why I’ve never had that experience with Christopher.
lol i love that diagram, but now all you need is a jewelry store and its all set
and I have yet to see a guy use the tools he absolutely needs when he buys them, and u say we women waste money :p
Alright, ya all… the day has finally come that I have eat my words… I may actually have been wrong about something– particularly comment 16. The last two days, Christopher has come over and help me assemble my super cool new Santa Fe bedroom furniture… and he brought with him– yes– his drill which made it a million times faster to screw in screws than the little regular Philips that I was using… so… I guess boys can be useful. And they’re even more useful when they have the right “tools” to get the job done. LOL!
See.. I told ya’ll all she needed was a good drilling.
It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen this pic come up in my email it always makes me laugh…why you ask b/c it is so true! :\”>
People who use adult personals need to see something distinctive if they are going to remember you!
Damn, some days I really miss this site… even Trouble.